God damn, motherfucking Myrtle Beach.
I've been to many of the South's various ports of call. And while I will openly and undeniably voice New Orleans as my number one with a bullet destination, Myrtle Beach is always a close and beloved number two.
See, they believe that he has Asperger's Syndrome, described by a study they commissioned as "an autistic disorder which effects all his decisions”, and that is why he seems so uncooperative and aggressive to the Outside world.
In the wake of the violent attacks on the French satire magazine, Charlie Hebdo, the world's media and humorists boldly took to the front and proclaimed their solidarity with their slain brothers in arms. They hashtaged tweets, voiced outrage, and looked somberly into the camera as they grimly expressed to the faceless boogie men daring to shut them up that they will not go quietly into that good night...