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Teen Mom's Jenelle arrested twice in a week...
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- Thom Acee
I know the world is spinning like a top towards it’s imminent destruction and our government seems to be collapsing under the weight of their own immorality and that as a decent self-respecting journalist I should be making it my first and foremost priority to inform you, the public, of such events…
But my editor- eager to see some hits for this site- feels that this might be something you guys might find of more interest…
Another Teen Mom has been put in the slam…
How does one remove Van Halen's new "Tattoo"?
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- Thom Acee
Remember that scene in The Matrix where Mouse was going on and on with Neo about how he feels he may have never before enjoyed Tasty Wheat because- having lived inside of a computer his whole life prior to joining The Resistance- he had only had what a computer told him Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like and being that computers are incapable of any of the human senses, including taste, the machines would have no idea what Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like therefore meaning that Mouse too had no idea what Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like???
Well if this he had been talking about music, the new Van Halen song would be his post-apocalyptic Tasty Wheat…
Pound on my muffin...
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- Xander Wolfe
Ladies and gentlemen…
It is a shame that this song has been released so early in the year*.
Not because it will be forgotten about by the time the Grammies roll around, but because upon hearing it every artist the world over will throw their pens and instruments into the trash as all the art that this year would have been able to inspire was crapped out in one song.
My friends I give you Shira and her hit club banger “Pound on my Muffin”…
Tim Tebow's Fire...
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- Thom Acee
I know I can't be alone in saying to myself "nothing would make the anticipation for this weekend's battle between the saintly Denver Broncos and the secular New England Patriots quite like a nice Tim Tebow anthem "...
Well apparently I wasn't alone...
Rock of Ages... more like Rock of Gayness...
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- Xander Wolfe
I promise you… nothing you will watch in your life will be gayer than you what you are about to see…
Not gay porn…
Not two men kiss each other for the first time in the bonds of holy matrimony…
Not even if you walk in on your father screwing your brother…
No, this trailer will be without a doubt the single gayest thing you will ever set your eyes upon…
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