New G.I. Joe movie looks like crap...

 

New GI Joe LogoThe latest G.I. Joe film trailer has been released and ooooh boy do I have some worries right about now...







 

Now I am not sure about you folks, but I know for a fact that in those two minutes I did not see the real American Hero.  I saw Channing Tatum and a Waynes Brother dressed up like the Master Chief trashing some city.  I saw the Baroness not speaking in her trademark Eastern European accent.  And I know for a fact I saw some Scotsman instead of the shrill voiced hooded Cobra Commander we all grew up with.


So I ask you...


How fucking hard is it to make a film about an elite American fighting force????  One would think that this is easy as pie.  There was a whole line of action figures and cartoons about the subject.  Now, of course, the material is subject to interpretation and while I do have some issues with G.I. Joe now being a multinational fighting unit... that was something I could live with.  But a non-German Baroness and a Cobra Commander not wearing his trademark hood emblazoned with a red Cobra logo???  Unforgivable!!!!


(Of course I am talking out of my ass right now and fully acknowledge that I will be among the first in line to see this dreck.  Guarenfuckingteed...)

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