Where's Waldo movie has been green lit; Last ounce of creativity drained from Hollywood...

 

wheres-waldoA few days ago the Weekly Constitutional brought you a story about how there are some in the film industry (cough, cough, John Stamos) who thought it would be a good idea to bring the epitome of Sacrine television, Full House, to the big screen.  And while I am sure you (much like I) were disgusted by the notion of the Tanner family (and their twisted extended family) coming soon to a theater near you, I may have found a film concept even worse than that...


Where's Waldo.


sample of a page from Where's Waldo...Universal Pictures, what was once a movie production company of note, has announced that they have settled a deal to bring the childhood favorite to the big screen.  This of course comes as a genuine shock to everyone who has ever read a Where's Waldo book, as there is no plot, story, or words in a WW book.  All there are is a bunch of pictures of a shit load of stupid cartoon people in various states of era appropriate attire (as the Where's Waldo books were period pieces of sort).


And if the idea of a Where's Waldo movie was not bad enough, Universal has also announced that they hold the exclusive rights to favorite board games Monopoly, Candy Land, and Battleship.

Ya hear that sound folks... it's the sound of a horde of hungry Chinese soldiers and their tanks driving right down Main Street USA...

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