Being a critic is hard work...

 

criticsReviewing movies is a hard thing to do... Really it is.


Oh sure, to the casual observer (ahem, my fiancé) it is all watching movies and then telling the world what I thought about it.  But that is not all there is to it.  Not at all...


It's most of it.  Damn near all of it.  But there is one crucial part to the process that she and the rest of you seem to always leave out of the thought process.  Not all movies are good.


Hell, to be truthful, most movies you will watch are not good.  Tolerable.  Watchable.  Hell, if you are lucky the movie might be downright OK.  But it is rare that one walks out of the movies not feeling like they just wasted ten bucks of their hard earned cash and ninety minutes or so out of their life and have nothing to show for it. 


And when you are reviewing movies for a website that as of now is still a labor of love, it not only becomes a regrettable waste of time and money but also it becomes work.  Which sucks... a lot.


But if the movie is good, it is a joy... pleasurable even.


I was going to discuss the movies with my friends as it was... why not let the four or five of you who actually read this in on my opinions.


But I still had to deal with those bad movies that I had no interest in sitting through.  And that's when it hit me.  So ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present to you....


Reviews for Movies I Would Never See...

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Our first film is the latest film by Diablo Cody, the Oscar Award winning author of 2006's overrated feel good hit Juno, Jennifer's Body.  Check out the trailer...







megan-foxWow... Megan Fox and the six from Mama Mia! in what looks like a girl empowering horror/comedy...


Sad to say... I don't have the words.


Megan Fox is a terrible actress.  And the idea of her butchering the multi-syllabic dialougue that Cody has become known for sounds like pure Hell to me. 


I pity you poor fools who are going to be dragged to this piece of shit.

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