New Three Stooges trailer...

stooges-golfWhen I first heard that there was going to be an attempt to bring the Three Stooges back to the silver screen, I was apprehensive..

After all, what red blooded American male doesn’t hold the boys a little precious in their heart???But with the Farrelly brothers helming the project and the rumors about that Sean Penn and Benicio del Toro were going to be cast in harrowing biopic telling us the true story about the fascinating lives of these comedy (and film making in general if you want to be honest) icons all but forgotten by modern audiences.

But then I saw the trailer…

Oooooh boy did I see the trailer…

If you haven’t, have a peek. It’s short and you will be lost if you don’t and continue…


Nuk-nuk-nuk-nuk…

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Not going to lie…

While this movie looks like a festering pile of day old baby shit, I must admit…

The guy they have playing Curly (Will Sasso) is dead on.

The rest of this is just a tired cash grab… Resesitating the old Stooges shtick and hope that the nostalgia of the whole affair will fill in the gaps left by the lack of brilliance and timing that these men had that (again, omitting the Curly, who it appears they might have cast dead on) their modern counterparts woefully lack.

Ooooh… a wise guy…

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What pains me more than anything is that this movie- should it tank out as it will no doubt do- will kill any chance that these up and coming generations will ever have of experiencing the brilliance of these men (because they will always be tied in with a shit-a-roo movie), not to mention allowing these guys to be made into a biopic (which would have such amazing nuggets in it such ass that when they would get out, both Moe and Curly were under the constant threat of assault… Moe because no one liked him (as they pegged him for a bully always beating up on the more popular Larry and Curly) and Curly because apparently he was just a slappable kind of guy (never in anger, always for a laugh)… Larry, of course, was beloved by the public and spared such thrashings.)

For those of you unfamiliar with the Stooges, here’s a clip to expose you to pure brilliance…


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