How does one remove Van Halen's new "Tattoo"?

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Mouse was going on and on with Neo about how he feels he may have never before enjoyed Tasty Wheat because- having lived inside of a computer his whole life prior to joining The Resistance- he had only had what a computer told him Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like and being that computers are incapable of any of the human senses, including taste, the machines would have no idea what Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like therefore meaning that Mouse too had no idea what Tasty Wheat was supposed to taste like???

Well if this he had been talking about music, the new Van Halen song would be his post-apocalyptic Tasty Wheat…

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Pound on my muffin...

Ladies and gentlemen…

It is a shame that this song has been released so early in the year*.

Not because it will be forgotten about by the time the Grammies roll around, but because upon hearing it every artist the world over will throw their pens and instruments into the trash as all the art that this year would have been able to inspire was crapped out in one song.

My friends I give you Shira and her hit club banger “Pound on my Muffin”…

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Tim Tebow's Fire...

I know I can't be alone in saying to myself "nothing would make the anticipation for this weekend's battle between the saintly Denver Broncos and the secular New England Patriots quite like a nice Tim Tebow anthem "...

Well apparently I wasn't alone...

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Trailer to GI Joe: Retaliation hits the web...

If you are like me, the idea of making a sequel to the less than good G.I. Joe movie that came out a couple years ago seemed like somewhat of a stretch…

Yes, the movie was nowhere near as horrific as it was being sold on the blog sites (which, looking back on it now, might have been a very clever ploy to diminish expectations on an “ehh” film).

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