DMX is alive, well, and singing Christmas Carols...

rudolph02So I am sitting around last night smoking a little dope and thinking to myself "Self, I want to sing Christmas Carols and be filled with the Christmas cheer, but I just can't seem to find a way to balance the seasonal warmth with my new found career of carjacking and gang violence..."

And as though my nigga St. Nick was subscribed to my twitter (cough, cough... @thomacee and @theweeklyconst....), my wishes were granted....

Check out DMX spit out his version of "Rudolph, the Red Nosed Reindeer"...


As though the tune of "Rudolph" wasn't already sideways enough, what with Gene Autry's (the famed pen behind this new American mythology) twisted tale of discriminatory reindeer, judgmental Santa, and a hero crafted from a deformed freak, there is just something behind the Dark Man's gravelly voice croaking dmxout this tune in the same cadence as the "Ruff Ryder's Anthem" just seems oddly fitting for the time.

Maybe it's that rap has finally hit a certain place in the culture where it feels warm and mainstream...

Or maybe we are really much close to "Mad Max" than we would like to think, and this more aggressive "Rudolph" speaks to that sort of sentiment...

Or maybe, just maybe... this is our desire to have a little more DMX in our lives, giving us the greatest Christmas miracle of all... New DMX in 2013 (if there is a 2013)....

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