Xmas songs: Santa and his ol' Lady...

santaThere is more to Christmas songs than just canned sentient and a bunch of lofty traditions that no one ever really does in real life.

There’s fun and mystery and a little magic.

Oh, and copious drug use...

Season's greetings from your friends at The Weekly Constitutional...

Santa and his Ol' Lady...

cheechandchongAnyone who has ever had children knows that at some point you are going to have to tell your children about the legend of Santa Claus. 

And anyone who has ever had to do this knows that by the time they get done regurgitating the drivel that cola companies, cartoons, and books have created for  the story behind the Jolly Old Elf, they are left questioning the mental capacity of their child as every last insane bit about the Santa Legend... the traveling around the world, the commune of elf slaves working tirelessly all year to build enough toys for all the Non-Jewish, non-Arab, non-Buddhist children in the world , the going down chimneys... was bought into hook, line, and sinker.

Only a retard buys that nonsense!

Maybe it wouldn't be such a stretch if some bright clever souls were to take the time to try and update the legend...

Here's Cheech and Chong with "Santa and his ol' lady"...

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