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Teen Mom's Jenelle arrested twice in a week...

teen-mom-2-cast-jenelle-momI know the world is spinning like a top towards it’s imminent destruction and our government seems to be collapsing under the weight of their own immorality and that as a decent self-respecting journalist I should be making it my first and foremost priority to inform you, the public, of such events…

But my editor- eager to see some hits for this site- feels that this might be something you guys might find of more interest…

Another Teen Mom has been put in the slam…

Jenelle Evens, the tornado of piss poor decision making that makes my wife’s insistence up[on watching MTV’s trashy Teen Mom 2 remotely watchable, was arrested twice in the span of seven days. This easily earns Evens the title of “Skeaziest Teen Mom Ever” (meaning she has beaten out Amber, the fat girl recently sent to prison for beating on Gury- her fat, worthless fiancé- and Kailyn, who has not done anything wrong per say though I feel she has a stupid and dim-witted look about her).

 

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I'll give Jenelle this much... She does manage to break out them niblette teeth of hers for these pictures...

                       

Evens was arrested Monday January 16th for a violation of her probation (which she has been on since her conviction for the fight she was caught on tape getting into a few years back).

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The arrest Monday is on the heels of Janelle being picked up by the police on the 14th of January for allegations of Evens making harassing phone calls and not so veiled threats against a former roommate of hers.

Upon her first arrest, Evens lawyers were publicly going on and on about how these charges were nothing more than the retaliatory actions of some little girl out to punish Janelle for some misstep. But, having been picked up for a probation violation due to the first arrest, it’s likely that Evens may be staying a little longer in the care of the great state of North Carolina.

In what fucked up reality is Janelle a star????

How is it a big story that Janelle from Teen Mom was arrested?

What do we exactly expect?

teen-mom-2The charade that this show was somehow about helping these walking, talking cunny life support systems has long been dropped, leaving us with exactly what we wanted: a show about 4 now in their early 20s young ladies seemingly going out of their way to destroy their lives on national television for the amusement of a nation desperate for anything to distract them from their current malaise…

It’s not like Jenelle was known for any sort of talent of skill (unless unprotected sex in the back of some late 90s sedan counts as a skill)…

She is known for being a disaster that seems incapable of making anything but poorly thought out decisions.

And now, as though determined long ago by the Fates, the disaster is-once again- being a disaster…

Big fucking whoop…

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