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Jersey Shore cast given rules by Florence Mayor...


jsidbThe mayor of Florence has issued the cast of the Jersey Shore rules in order to film the hit MTV series’ fourth season in the guido homeland.

According to the New York Post, the mayor of Florence, Matteo Renzi, listed several rules in the Italian newspaper Corriere Della Sera for the Jersey Shore cast to follow.

The rules include:

► The cast will not be filmed in bars and clubs that serve alcohol.

► The cast will not be filmed drinking in public.

► The show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town.

► The show should be filmed in a manner to promote Italy (not Americans visiting Italy) and feature its culture and good food.

90384-jersey-shore-florence-300x351Additionally, the cast will not be permitted to film inside of any historic buildings, though Renzi said he could not stop them from using Florence scenery as a backdrop for the show

It has been reported that as the show has begun to air in Italy, citizens have voiced their outrage and do not want the Shore’s grease ball cast mucking up their beautiful city (not to mention the rampant STD infestation that group of gypsies brings along with them), explaining why the mayor would make such a public stink about the program filming there.

Having finally sorted out the issues with the location for this season (as the show’s popularity renders it almost impossible to be filmed anywhere in the states) and the contract disputes with a few of the housemates- which were delaying the program from filming its fourth season- The Jersey Shore is expected to start production in a month.

I’m from the Jersey Shore Bitch…

apollonia-treatmentGod, don’t you hope at some point in this nonsense show’s fourth season, the cast gets the ol’ Apollonia treatment from The Godfather while spending a few weeks in the birthplace of the vendetta

I don’t talk about The Jersey Shore a lot on the site- primarily because I tend to forget to write about it.  But with all of the dramatic bullshit of contract issues and Italian politicians making it all about them, it does allow us for some pause to ponder exactly why we give a shit about any of this still…

How is it this nation will tire of a war were we send out best and brightest to early graves after roughly six months or so, but here we are, almost three fucking years later, still talking about the misadventures of eight of the most unlikely television stars ever.

This really does not speak well for our culture…

Eight liquored up mutants that only seemed interested in fucking, fighting, and dying of skin cancer somehow managed to make a nation fall completely in love with them and allow them into their homes week after week for three seasons now.

But this fourth one is going to be as tough haul…

For me, last season left me with a bitter taste in my mouth… and I can’t be all alone…

sammie-and-ronnie-jersey-shore-fightI couldn’t stand that skanky meatball Deena, I had grown weary of The Situation shtick (his epic bombing at the Trump roast didn’t help much either), and so help me… another night of sitting through the passion play that was the Ronnie/Sammie Sweetheart affair would have driven me to murder.

But it was more than just a few characters or plot points…

 

I was tired of watching them drink.

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I was tired of watching them fuck.

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I was tired of watching them breath.

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In all, I was tired of watching them.

It happened to me in all the seasons, to be truthful… those people are fucking fatiguing as Hell…

In the first season, I was fed up with them by the last episode… in Miami, around the same.

But five episodes into the third season and I was off that show, only getting dragged back in by a wife (… that happens to be obsessed… She claims it is for the train wreck, I know it is for Vinnie…) on a week by week basis…

And even then it was just as a casual observer; noticing the screen as I typed away on my keyboard.

That said, the show is not unfixable…

jersey-shore-sr-riotTo be honest, the simple act of getting rid of that cunt Sammi Sweetheart (who, if still on the show, will get someone killed with these fucking games she drags Ronnie the [alleged] cocaine gorilla into season after fucking season) might be enough of a dynamic change (as a single Ronnie has never really been seen on the show) to get the show back into its stride.  A move like that may not save the show for any future seasons (something tells me the fourth season might be the last one for these kids) but it might allow for the solo projects of The Situation and Snooki (with J-Woww I believe) to go off without a hitch.

But be it that or something else, a move needs to be made… and Florence isn’t going to be enough...

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