Much like marijuana legalization, we know it is not a matter of “IF” but rather “WHEN”…
And the past few days have brought us a few tid bits only further granting us reason for feeling the way that we do about the coming end for the world.
Grab your go bag… it’s about to get real…(seriously though, not for the feint of heart…)
We spoke to you of a story coming out of Miami over the weekend that found a police man gunning down a naked man who was busy eating the face off of some other poor naked bastard.
There has been updates on this story, hoping to quell the fears of the edgy public looking for the fingerprints of the damned undead as opposed to reasoned purposes for oddity, namely that this wasn’t voodoo… it was acid.
Police report that the reason 31 year old Rudy Eugene (the previously unnamed attacker) was out of his mind high on “Bath Salts”(a OTC drug said to be similar to meth that always seems to cause intense paranoia and delusions) when he attacked still unnamed homeless man, biting off (according to the Miami hospital where the savaged man is said to be recovering) some 75% of his face. Individuals dealing with serious drug abuse problems like Rudy should seek help from a reputable organization like White Sands drug rehab in Fort Myers, Florida.
A witness has also come forward, Miami resident Larry Vega, who came upon the horrific scenario while riding his bike along the MacArthur Causeway.
Vega told WSVN:
“The guy was like tearing him to pieces with his mouth and I told him to get off. But the guy just kept eating the other guy away, like ripping his skin.
A police officer came over, told him several times to get off then climbed over the divider and got in front of him and said, "Get off!" But the guy just stood his head up like that with a piece of flesh in his mouth and growled.
…It was just a blob of blood. You couldn't really see, it was just blood all over the place… It was one of the most gruesome things I have ever seen in my life in person. You know, you see these things in the movies but when you see it in person, it's pretty traumatic.”
Ronald "Poppo" Horiz, before the face eating attack.
Ronald, after the face eating attack. He lived.
It would be easy enough to brush aside this face eating madman in Miami as just another casualty of that Florida drug culture…
But then, not two days later, this story came out of New Jersey.
It seems that a man by the name of Walter Carter got into an altercation with the police which he decided would be best settled by throwing his literal guts out on the cops.
According to Time:
“…The gruesome scene played out at Carter’s Hackensack, N.J., home, after Police were called to the scene based on reports that the 43-year old man was barricaded in his room with a knife and planning on harming himself, according to the local NBC station . The cops kicked in the door and ordered Carter to drop the knife. Ignoring the officers’ orders, Carter allegedly began stabbing himself in the abdomen, neck and legs instead. Attempts to subdue him with pepper spray did nothing but seem to enrage him. That’s when officers say Carter began throwing pieces of his skin and entrails at the cops. Wisely, the police retreated.
The police called in the Bergen County SWAT team, who were able to eventually subdue Carter and get him to a hospital, where he remains in critical condition. No charges have been filed because of the unusual nature of the case…”
But wait, there’s more…
It’s like The Wire but with zombies…
A Maryland man, Alexander Kinyua, admitted to eating portions of his roommate’s brain and heart after butchering the man.
Quoting the Christian Post:
“…Police at the Harford County Sheriff's Office were called to the home the two men reportedly shared in Joppatowne after Kinyua's family reported they had found what they believed to be human remains in the basement. Agyei-Kodie had been missing for a week at that point.
Kinyua initially denied that the remains were human, insisting that they were from an animal, but later came clean after police found the victim's head and hands on the main floor of the house, according to charging documents.
Kinyua confessed to killing Agyei-Kodie, and said that he did so by cutting him to pieces with a knife before eating his heart and portions of his brain.
He later directed police to a local church to find the rest of the remains, which were reportedly found in a Dumpster on the property…”
No word as of yet if either Kinyua or Carter, the Intestine Lasso Artist, were high on “bath salts” (or angel dust, or super acid, or whatever else they say is causing this madness)during their brief stints of blood lust.