Turns out he might have been righter than any of us would have liked him to be (though not in the way he thought she could have)…
According to Life’s Little Mysteries:
“…why haven't gay man genes driven themselves extinct?
This longstanding question is finally being answered by new and ongoing research. For several years, studies led by Andrea Camperio Ciani at the University of Padova in Italy and others have found that mothers and maternal aunts of gay men tend to have significantly more offspring than the maternal relatives of straight men. The results show strong support for the "balancing selection hypothesis," which is fast becoming the accepted theory of the genetic basis of male homosexuality.
The theory holds that the same genetic factors that induce gayness in males also promote fecundity (high reproductive success) in those males' female maternal relatives. Through this trade-off, the maternal relatives' "gay man genes," though they aren't expressed as such, tend to get passed to future generations in spite of their tendency to make their male inheritors gay…”
That’s right… a double edged sword…
The very thing that makes a woman willing and fertile also makes men fay.
But while this might shut the book on the “Where the Gay comes from”, a new, more complicated book has turned up…
Born this way to “He’s gay? No way”…
Just like eye color, gender, and the color of your eyes… your craving for cock and balls (or cunny for you ladies) has been proven to be a genetic occurrence.
And, in the not too distant future, it will be able to be altered just like we will be able to do with eye color, hair color, and gender.
Something that I really don’t think is going to be working out for the best interest of the Gay population.
Despite their popularity in the major coastal metropolises, the gays are not all that popular in the middle of the nation. Something tells me that if it is one day possible to guarantee that your boy (of girl) won’t come out queer, you can bet your sweet virgin ass that within a generation there won’t be a rainbow flag outside of California or New York (and that’s assuming that the couples within these thought to be gay friendly cities are willing to risk having a gay child).
The Gay Gene will be eventually breed out of the population (granted, sadly so will the “Ready, Willing, and Able Gene’ in women), just as red headedness (Better dead than red on the head I always say…)will be, forcing the Gays to turn their back on all of their hard held liberal ideals and demand that the rights of the gay fetus be protected.
You will never see an about face quite like the snap step of the Million Queen March, screaming about the immorality of fetal tampering… Standing arm in arm with the insane (ironically gay hating) preachers caterwauling about fetal protections.
(Of course, there is the other dystopian thought where the new trend is to produce supergay kids [perhaps engineered to be small enough to fit into a purse] will be all the rage, turning the gays into some Breeder’s pet …)