All the News that's Shit- 8/4/14

8414-shit-biden1A new book dishing the dirt on our Nation's most powerful families is claiming that the female agents of the Secret Service have a particular dislike for ending up on Joe Biden duty. No, not because he is a raving cunt, like Hillary Clinton (said to be the most hated assignment in all of the Secret Service), but because he likes to go for naked late night swims. Every freaking night. 

And just think... that's just the throw away tease...

So sit back, relax, and prepare yourself for this week's helping of this week's shit...

(Truthfully, they just bleed into one another after a while....)

Obama has started handling that clutter at our southern border... By importing the illegals himself. 

8414-shit-sombrero2In an effort to save the lives of illegals streaming over the border at an ever increasing rate, President Obama has decided to steer into the skid and simply fly the illegals attempting to gain entry into the United States.

In a plan seemingly more interested in drawing the Republicans into an impeachment fight (more on that in a minute) than it is trying to curb the flood of illegals making a dangerous and ill conceived journey across Central America, the President has proposed a deal with the leader of Honduras to simply fly out the minors and their guardians of the Central American nation. The President justifies the move (and his Constitutional authority to do so) by claiming that the children (and their families) are not illegals as his political opponents (and their racist constituents) would call them but rather refugees fleeing the persecution of poverty, drug gangs, and an otherwise dead end existence of hopelessness.

In other words, the same sort of life the poverty stricken children of Detroit, Chicago, and south central Los Angeles can expect for themselves. 

While we are speaking about the Hell that is quickly becoming our Southern border, there have been more and more bodies of illegals (including children) turning up all over the 45 miles between the true border (where the coyotes drop their flesh cargo off to fend for themselves) and the position of the Federal Border guards (which Texas Gov. Rick Perry alleges the president has them posted so far off the border to change the classification of the illegals when they are come across; forcing detainment as they were caught within the American soil as opposed to outright deportation had they been caught at the border itself).

But the strains of immigration are not just felt at the border towns of America...

Congress goes batshit with futility....

8414-shit-BrokenCongress3Congress, a fairly useless governing body at this point with the House republicans too scared to mount any real opposition to President Obama and the Senate acting as a Dam for what little legislative progress is made as Harry Reid just parks bills without giving them a vote. 

But the pressure all came to a dramatic head on Friday as Rep. 

Nancy Pelosi, enraged by the hurtful truths being spouted by Pennsylvania a Rep. Tom Marino as to Democratic short comings in addressing the immigration issue during their glorious two years of total rule during the early days of the Obama Administration, broke several protocols of the chamber; cumulating in her storming across the floor shaking her finger as she cursed Marino for his insolence. 


Worthless Parliaments and a tone deaf tyrant running shit willie nillie... In just 6 short years, Obama has transformed this country into a worthless European state. Change we can believe in, that's for sure... 

Lots of people talking impeachment... But not who you would think...

8414-shit-impeach4Jesus, this went Obama heavy, but they all interconnect, I swear... 

Lord Barrack, fiddling as the world burns, kept himself busy doing more "campaigning" and fund raising. But he did make time to address the pressing issues...

Sounding more like a schoolyard beat than the leader of the free world, Barry implored that the Republicans needed to "... stop being mad all the time. Stop, stop, stop just hatin’ all the time." The comments were made in reference to whispers of impeachment swirling around the Capital as the Republicans she the President for abuses of power. 

But the Republicans had already walked away from impeachment the day before, with Speaker Boehner coming out saying impeachment was "off the table". 

Yet the chatter continued all week, with emails bursting with donation letters crying out for a last ditch campaign to save King Barrack from the usurpers swirling around him and talking points making their way to friendly media... 

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*Chart stats courtesy of Nate Silver

Some people would say this is the way the government of a banana republic acts... 

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