All the News that Shit- 8/11

81214-shit-newsThe Race War predicted by Anthony Cumia may have had its Lexington moment as the streets of a small town in Missouri boil over with racial strife and violent looting, our president orders bombs to be dropped on Iraq as he sequesters himself off to Martha's Vineyard for his summer holiday (leaving the mess at the border to sort itself out later I guess), and the World as a whole teeters closer to exploding into all out collapse...

Yet we still found better things to talk about... 

Are Americans too stupid to be trusted with their offense?

81214-shit-duhA social media expert from a Salt Lake City English Language learning center was fired for using the word “homophone" in a blog he posted on the school’s website. For those of you who just forgot third grade language arts, "homophones" are words that are spelled differently and mean different things but sound the same (words such as "hear" and "here" and "deer" and "dear") and has nothing to do with the homosexuals or their current social or political movements (beyond their both having the Greek word "homo" as their root word). 

Tim Torkildson says after he wrote the blog concerning the verbal anomalies on the website of his employer, Nomen Global Language Center, his boss and Nomen owner Clarke Woodger, called him into his office and told him he was fired. Torkildson claimed that Woodger stated that he felt he could no longer trust Torkildson, and that the blog- which he believed might give people the wrong idea as to what the school was teaching concerning homosexuals- was the last straw. 

Torkildson claimed that he knew the posting might give him some issue, given the whole "homo" part of the word, but felt the lesson would be worth the risk. 

This, of course, begs the question... What risk? Why would an educator, tasked with promoting the education and proper understanding of the English language, be at risk for giving a lesson on the term "homophones"? I assume this person works at a school with other educated people who had taken at least one English class during their educational tenure... And that during such lessons at least once the term "homophones" has come up. And that these educated people, having in fact heard this term before (or had the common sense to look it up if they hadn't), would have seen this to be at worst a gross misunderstanding with the offended- those precious candy shell coated brained fools that they are- showing their asses as they get offended over the subject of similar sounding words being taught in school. 

We have gone homophobia-crazy in this country, knee jerking ourselves into a standstill... Too scared of the verbal landmines to say anything... 

81214-shit-gay1Speaking of those things they fear...

Gay leaders are upset by the numbers released by the CDC a few weeks back regarding their representation in the population. In their numbers,the CDC stated that 1.6% of population is claiming themselves as homosexual. This statistically insignificant number came as a bit of a shock to the American population, convinced that the percentage was exponentially higher (somewhere between 25-30%).  

 

Scout, who goes by one name, a spokesman for CenterLink's Network of LGBT Health Equity, told the Washington Post, "The truth is, numbers matter, and political influence matters." 

It is too early to tell if the newly revealed numbers will loosen the iron grip that the Gay Mafia had held so tightly on hand American pop culture...

Two unflattering stories in a row... The gays need them a win, boy (lest they chide me for being a homophobe)... So let's turn to Africa...

Now, if we want to talk a out true abuses to the gays, we have to go a lot further away than some unfavorable CDC numbers or some misunderstood words... We have to go to Uganda, where the Government there passed a law five months ago- a law that the majority of Ugandans really, really support- which made 81214-shit-uganadhomosexuality illegal and punishable by imprisonment. 

But those rainbow frowns were turned upside down when a Ugandan court ruled that the controversial law was unconstitutional under Ugandan law because of a technicality, and was thrown out. The ruling was celebrated by a Ugandan Pride Party, attended by the 200 gay Ugandans left. 

But it will be a fleeting happiness for those brave few (something tells me being gay in Africa is a real dicey decision) as many. Parliamentary representatives have vowed to be sure to reaps the law "by the book". 

 

Carnies and rubes... Carnies and rubes...

81214-shit-slutshotVideo (brought to us by The Point) has emerged out of Europe of an 18 year old Irish girl who was tricked into blowing 24 men. The rouse was part of a Barcelona bar's stunt in which the girl sucked off two dozen men in the hopes of winning herself an all expense paid authentic Barcelona holiday. 

The chapped lipped hussie arose victorious only to discover herself to be the rube on the midway once her hard earned prize was presented to her... An authentic "Barcelona Holiday", the bar's signature drink. 

 For their part in the con, the Playhouse Bar in Barcelona has been forced to shut down for a year and has been issued a hefty fine.

***WARNING: The video, while blurred, may not be safe for work. I say this to you with Peace and Love, this video may get you fired if you try and watch it at work.***


It's stories like this that really make me wonder just what we have created raising a generation of kids with easy access to all manners of porn... 

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