Vladimir Putin's Beautiful Mind...

2-6-15-putin-putinchickThe Pentagon seems to think Putin comes at things differently than any other Russian leader ever has... 

See, they believe that he has Asperger's Syndrome, described by a study they commissioned as "an autistic disorder which effects all his decisions”, and that is why he seems so uncooperative and aggressive to the Outside world. 

The claims, made today by an article in the USA Today, stem from a study that a Pentagon internal studies think tank known as "the Office of Net Assessment" (or ONA) had published six years ago, obtained by USA Today via 2-6-15-putin-glassesthe Freedom of Information Act. The study was led by Brenda Conners, an expert in movement pattern analysis at the U.S. Naval College. 

The report claims that the Russian leader's behavioral patterns and movements indicate he carries a neurological abnormality (most likely stemming from infancy), though admits without s brain scan this can only be a theory.  

That said,  there must be some backing to the theory, as it showed up not only in a 2008 study but again in a 2011 analysis (comparing Vlad to then sitting puppet, Dmitry Medvedev).   

The study states "... His [Putin's] primary form of compensation is extreme control [which] is reflected in his decision style and how he governs... Today, project neurologists confirm this research project's earlier hypothesis that very early in life perhaps, even in utero, Putin suffered a huge hemispheric event to the left temporal lobe of the prefrontal cortex, which involves both central and peripheral nervous systems, gross motor functioning on his right side (head, rib cage, arm and leg) and his micro facial expression, eye gaze, hearing and voice and general affect..."

Behold the Emperor... He's counting toothpicks... 

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Well... This explains that whole ordeal with Hillary Clinton bringing out that big red idiotic looking button to declare a reset in relations with the Russian people (a reset, I might add, that opened to increased hostilities with the West, economic sanctions,  an invasion of the Ukraine, and a year's worth of tough talk and saber rattling between the two global giants... This Administration thinks they are dealing with a retard... 

(It also explains why Dubya, who might have been a touch on the spectrum himself, got along so well with guy...) 

2-6-15-putin-modelAnd at every turn they find themselves outfoxes by the window licker who seems to be playing chess while the rest are playing checkers (poorly, I might add...). 

And while it is my opinion that this news was released with the direct intention of trying to humiliate the world leader who seems to relish in making the Leader of the Free World (our fair leader President Barrack the Timid), I'd like to offer a different perspective...

Get the bong ready... 

It is my contention that this information was leaked out by the Pentagon (or maybe the State Department) for the expressed purpose of smudging the "Superman" image that the prideful Russian leader likes to present himself. Sure, it "came" into the hands of the USAToday via the Freedom of Information Act, but how do you think they knew to look for it? Magic? Good fortune? No... Someone told them to tug on a string, like Donald Sutherland did Costner in JFK, and "handed" them this story with the purpose of slander (which might put a slight burr in the ass of a few already disappointed parents out there). 

But I think they are misreading this...

Vladimir Putin may very well be a bit autistic, that's left for the brain scan to disprove... But I don't think it's the hitch in his giddy-up they are betting it to be... 

See, I think that autism is the first messy footsteps of our species evolving into something else. 

A species with less need for emotions, less need to understand them. A species that hyper focuses yet multitasks and has little difficulty focusing its expertise to tedious tasks as we venture deeper into a more isolating technologically dependent future. Human interaction will kore more and kore to the emotionless jabber of text and mini-recordings; connection felt more through the windows of social media. 

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And Vlad might be the first of these new "Supermen". 

Wouldn't it be great if he actually ran with this bug nutty pot talk??? 

2-6-15-putin-supersoldiersStarted running billboards of himself atop every Russian webpage with him, shirtless... Maybe standing with a leg bent over a freshly slain nightmare beast of the Russian tundra... With his face, slightly crooked down and sullen looking, and his thick, calloused fingers tapping lightly across his temple as light comic book styled telekinesis rings (like from Professor X) emulating from it... And above it, a caption (written in that filthy Hun chicken scratch)  reading: Putin: Super body, Super Mind... Superior Genetics.

Starts mandating that Russian babies get injected with extra vaccines or Mercury or whatever it was Jenny McCarthy was running all over creation claiming ruined her formerly perfect kid when the doctor shot him up full of it... 

Crazy bastard will have a legion of super soldiers cranked out of Moscow by the end of the decade... Cold, steely eyed, hyper-calculating murder machines, ready to march upon Europe in a manner never before seen on the Earth... 

2-6-15-putin-bearssAnd it could get worse, if you believe it or not...

We already know because of stories coming out from behind the Iron Curtain of the legions of dead Russian soldiers and prisoners that sacrificed themselves for Russia to try and replicate the odd gadgets and inventions that the were seeing in the bootlegged Bond movies of the day (which they thought were not only legit but common among the American and British agents) that the Russians aren't the most cynical hunch when it comes to buying into the things their enemies put out... So what if they got a hold of those awful, old "retard" jokes we used to hear growing up (in which they are renown for having an ungodly strength and untamable anger once provoked). 

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Imagine if he then takes another batch of kids and gives their brains a fresh scramble, thus creating an unthinking human beast with limitless strength and drive (which would be led into battle by his hyper focused, chess playing autistic super soldiers). It would be an unstoppable force, incapable of being tamped down by any standing foe (but easily distracted by sugary treats and shiny things). 

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