Now this is as funny as it is messed up. A Nebraska man has been arrested for stuffing a cat inside of a homemade bong; Sheriffs discovered the kitten bong after being called to the residence in response to a domestic disturbance call.
The suspect, a 20 year old burn boy who is living with his grandfather, had had a warrant for his arrest stemming from a previous charge of possession of drug paraphernalia. It was when the cops came back that they caught this stoner token away on a crudely made smoking instrument, which consisted of one rubber tube, one glass box, and one six month old kitten.
Sheriffs noted that the man was simply trying to mellow the kitten out, after all the excitement of the evening. "This cat was just dazed," said Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."
The cat was taken to the Capital Humane Society, where they report that drugs have not turned her brain into tapioca, showing the typical signs of abuse, but not as of yet showing the 'junk itch'. The stoner moron, on the other hand, can now add possession of marijuana, possession of paraphernalia, and animal cruelty charges to the things that are killin' his buzz.