Gary Coleman dead at 42...

gary-coleman-arnoldTelevision actor and noted short guy Gary Coleman has died today.  He was 42.

Coleman died from a brain hemorrhage in a Provo, Utah hospital.

Best known for his performance as Arnold, the smart mouthed ghetto youth brought into the high life (and every Americans pattonoswalthome) by kindly Mr. Drummond, Coleman was viewed by many as just another child star who never quite made it when he stopped being cute (it wasn't all his fault though, not a whole lot of work of four foot tall black guys who look shockingly a lot like Patton Oswalt...). 

gary-coleman-hospitalizedIn recent years, Gary was known more for his bizarre public outbursts and his flirtations with law enforcement than he was for any acting work. 

 

 

 

Safe Home, Gary...

Before I kick some dirt on this poor bastard, let's remember why we even know who the fuck Gary Coleman was in the first place...



Truth be told, other than his wife and maybe Mrs. Garret (if she is even still alive), not one person gives a shit that Gary Coleman died.  Shit, I talked two chicks into putting on black face and putting on a "very special" episode of Diff'rent Strokes (see, "Arnold" and "Willis" were both very naughty and Mr. Drummond was forced to have to show the two boys his firm and steady hand of discipline...) and I barely give a shit about the guy passing.

The poor bastard was a punch line, a Trivial Pursuit answer...

The body wasn’t even cold before Facebook pages and Twitters all over America exploded with bad shtick about the man's passing ("Flags flown at quarter mast" seems to have been the most popular among my heartless asshole friends...).  People were more concerned with being thefirst to say something funny about the man than they were about Gary in the first place.

It’s just sad...

That being said, it seems to be a "Hasn't mattered since '89" dead theme.  And we all know these things come in threes...

That little fucker from Webster might wanna get his affairs in order.

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