Blowjobs cause cancer!!!!!

 

She likes her cigars like she likes her men...As if life was not becoming shitty fast enough... Turns out that blow jobs can cause tonsil cancer.


Tina Dalianis, a professor at the Karolinska Institute, claims that a rise in tonsil cancer in Stockholm is directly attributed to oral sex and its rise in popularity over the past 20 to 30 years.


Granted, she discovered this by finding an influx of HPV in the throats of many of the cancer patients (which means that there are a lot of filthy Swedes running around with wieners that look like fleshy corn on the cob).  And this is in Sweden, where many of the world's most disturbing snippets of pornography make their way from.  So you might want take this with a grain of salt (and of course, use this as a way to talk yourself out of having sex with talk, blonde, Nordic women).


Now there is no word as to whether or not this has been proved to be a universal thing or just something that is isolated to Swedes, but we at the Constitutional are vowing to make this a top priority.

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