Astrological charts chaange due to change in Earth's rotation...

astrology-chartRemember that sexy hippie chick you always wanted to see naked but because of her psychotic beholdance to the astrological charts and the incompatibility of her sign to yours there was zippie chance of ever pulling that off?

Well, thanks to the changing rotation of the Earth (due to the coming End of the World) there's a chance you still may get to taste that Earth Mama bush after all...

 Astronomers have restored the original Babylonian zodiac by recalculating the dates that correspond with each sign to accommodate millennia of subtle shifts in the Earth's axis.

Instead of the 12 signs we have all been planning out lives around, it turns out that there are in fact 13 astrological signs guiding the fates of Man:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16

Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11

Pisces: March 11- April 18

Aries: April 18 - May 13

Taurus: May 13 - June 21

Gemini: June 21 - July 20

Cancer: July 20 - Aug. 10

Leo: Aug. 10 - Sept. 16

Virgo: Sept. 16 - Oct. 30

Libra: Oct. 30 - Nov. 23

Scorpio: Nov. 23 - Nov. 29

Ophiuchus: Nov. 29 - Dec. 17

Sagittarius: Dec. 17 - Jan. 20

ophiuchus_zodiac_sign_black_sketch_custom_magnet-p147900874967424755qjy4_400Due to the one month bump to the existing dates. many people (including myself) may have found themselves in a different sign all together while a select few- those born between Nov. 29- Dec. 17- find themselves in the House of Ophiuchus, the snake charmer, a brand new edition to our astrological charts.

But it isn’t too new a sign...

Ophiuchus was one of the original 13 astrological signs when the idea of “astrology” was dreamed up by ether huffing ancient Babylonian mystics before they kicked it out desiring for there to be 12 astrological signs. (This is not the first time that a sign has been added either.  Libra didn't even enter the picture until the era of Julius Caesar.)

So what does it all mean????

ophiuchusNeedless to say, this means absolutely nothing at all. 

The stars, sun position, and the lunar houses have nothing to do with the personalities of a person or in the Fate of the lives that they will lead. 

So if you were foolish enough to have your astrological sign tattooed on your flesh (I mean how silly of you to assume that the position of the stars would never change...) don’t let it bug you...

You can still be whatever sign you were before this “realignment”... cause it doesn’t matter a hill of beans.


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