Obama releases birth certificate, Trump takes credit...

obamaThe world came to a crashing halt for about fifteen minutes or so this morning as President Barrack Obama gave the State of Hawaii permission to release the long form of his birth certificate.

The move comes after years of bitching and moaning by “Birthers” (citizens who believed that the President was not born in Hawaii but Kenya), brought to a fever pitch when reality star/Republican Presidential hopeful Donald Trump began publicly calling for the President to release the form “… in order to put all this silliness to bed…”

Speaking with reporters, the President said “Over the last two and half years, I have watched with amusement. I have been puzzled with the degree with which this thing just kept going…

trumpWe do not have time for this kind of silliness. We’ve got better stuff to do…”

Never one to avoid putting his face in front of a camera in order to blow more smoke up his ass, Donald Trump- the billionaire who is very publicly thinking about running for President- took total credit for the surprise move by Obama.

"I have accomplished something nobody else has accomplished… I want to look at it, but I hope it’s true," he told reporters in New Hampshire. "He should have done it a long time ago. I am really honored to have played such a big role in hopefully getting rid of this issue.”

 

 

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(To see both of the certificates, follow the links...) 

Where’s my Obama prize????

barack-obama-is-superman If your Facebook or Twitter was anything like my Facebook, you would have thought a video of Brad Pitt blowing Santa had just hit the web.

Every Liberal friend I have was doing backflips, shitting all over any Republican that might come across their posts…

Lots of bad Obama saying “Winning…” shtick and the sort…

 

Only thing is I don’t see where all the new found cockiness is coming from…

 

How is this Obama/Trump thing a win for the President????

Seriously... how does this big reveal spell out win for Obama when all that has happened is that the increasingly unpopular President was forced to respond to the cries of a few nutcases only recently amplified by the "campaign" (err… publicity stunt) of Donald Trump.

So he's an American citizen...

Big fucking whoop...

Fucking guy has been sitting in the big chair for almost three years now and we are stunned by this news???

Obama mad-magazine-coverWhat we should be more stunned about is that apparently Obama’s actions have been questionable enough (in regards to their being good for the country) that a large enough percentage (large enough to start popping up on polling data anyway) of Americans actually began to really think the President of the United States is in fact a foreign national that may very well be governing without the best interest of the Nation.

Makes sense...

These are the same rubes that believe ol' Barry is a Muslim...

Or a communist...

Or a Manchurian Candidate having his strings pulled by socialist elites like Bill Ayers and George Soros...

A plagiarist...

The second term of Jimmy Carter (they might be right on this one).

And the list goes on...

 When I was a younger and hotter tempered man, someone wiser than I gave me excellent advice that this whole Obama/Trump thing draws to mind:

The Eagle does not hunt the fly.

Presidents don’t respond to such bullshit.

Did Clinton even bat an eye at the toxic rhetoric of Rush Limbaugh (Rhetoric, I might add, that got him impeached)???

Did Dubya lose a moments sleep over the three books, two movies, and hours of interviews Michael Moore did on him and his illegitimate presidency, criminal wars, and murderous involvement in 9/11??

No...

But for some reason Obama felt it was in his best interest to do just that...

Respond to the fly with the shitty comb over...

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Might it be more of that Obama political genius we all keep being told we are constantly witnessing???  Setting up a paper tiger for him to easily defeat in the 2012 Presidential bid he has before him (a bid looking more and more difficult for Obama, saddled with broken promises, a fracturing support base, and an ever weakening national economy).

Or is this the true make of the man... a small frail man throwing punches at shadows all the while singing ballads of his heroics...

Like some 21st century Don Quixote, Obama is declaring his victories over windmills: an end to the "birther crisis"... a non-shutdown to the government.  Yet in watching his actions, one does not get the feeling that there is strong leadership coming out of the Oval Office.

Hell, there is barely weak leadership.

Barry doesn’t speak in primetime anymore...

He seems disengaged with the Americans that two years ago would have walked through the fires of Hell had he asked...

His calls for change and hope have turned to cries for mercy and pleas for patience.

The one we've been waiting for??? Change we can believe in???

Carnies and rubes my friends...

Better figure out which one you are...

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