Osama bin Laden is DEAD!!!!!

osama_bin_laden_wanted_posterOsama bin Laden is dead.

Nearly ten years since pulling off the 9/11 terror attacks, President Obama announced on Sunday evening that US forces had in fact killed Osama bin Laden.

According to reports, a week ago the United States military (presumably covert forces) attacked a mansion just outside of Islamabad, Pakistan.  It is reported that the result of that fire fight was the death of Osama bin Laden, the terror leader responsible for masterminding the 9/11 attacks that plunged our nation into an endless war against an enemy that in the mind of most Americans looks an awful lot like the bearded revolutionary leader along with two other armed men (including bin Laden's eldest son).

Ding, dong… the Witch is dead…

To quote my friend Steve Lustig (who can be seen writing on this site from time to time):

“Obama found his birth certificate AND bin Laden in the same week… Is there anything he can’t do???”

Forgive me for being skeptical about all of this feel good bullshit but I am getting a “carnie trick” feeling from all of this nonsense.

Something about all of this just isn’t sitting well with me…

dead2I’m not saying that they (being the Powers that Be) have had bin Laden locked away in a bunker for damn near a decade now and saw that the ever plummeting rating of President Obama as a threat to the status quo and felt it a good enough reason to play the bearded ace of spades or anything… that would be insane…

I’m just wondering why now…

Why make this announcement at ten o’clock in the evening on a Sunday night….

Why not hold it for a nice midday press conference…

Or hold your nut until prime time on Monday night and catch the vast majority of eyes and ears in the nation.

But they (the White House) instead decided to release news they had total control over (no one else new of this strike) and could release it at a more sensible hour at ten o’clock on a Sunday night.

Unless it is the insane release that they are looking for…

Selling the drama…

Stirring the shit around in order to get a few extra approval points on those public opinion polls.

Even the ever so douchie “Rent a Mob” that seemed to materialize in front of the White House to wave signs reading “Ding Dong Osama’s Dead” while chanting “Nah, Nah, Nah… Hey, Hey, Hey… Good bye…” seemed orchestrated.

Could it be that this is nothing more than some drama coming out of a White House???

Perhaps…

But could it not also be that knowing that America- not just the crumbling Administration- needed a win (and killing a living boogie man is a very big WIN) the string pullers in the Administration decided to put on a little play-lette for all of us to get the warm feelings in your tummy that only a cold serving of vengeance can give you.

Guess it all depends on what manner of cynic you are…

Dead or alive, you are coming with me…

ciaosama 

Riddle me this friends…

What exactly does bin Laden’s death really mean???
Of course I am happy the guy is dead.

Fuck that bearded asshole (like how I really went out on a ledge there and got all aggressive with maybe the one guy my mother would motherfuck in mixed company???)…

Just think that in a time when our economy is crumbling because the money got all fucked up and our Government is fucked up because of all the politicians getting bought up by that very fucked up money, perhaps we should hold our nuts before striking up a parade because our military killed an aging relic of a dying organization.

_41591964_osama_afp203Al Qaeda has been all but dead for years now; left floundering in the underground thanks to all the attention being paid by the Western governments intent on keeping those rabid dogs on a leash.  Is it good we might have finally rendered them irrelevant??? Yes.

But TSA is still going to frisking 6 year olds…

Feds will still be randomly listening to phone calls, reading emails, and going through search histories just to make sure we are not speaking to folks abroad that we really should not be speaking to…

Our best and brightest will still be overseas, fighting more bearded assholes who still believe they are fighting the Crusades…

In short, NOTHING CHANGES.

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