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end-nighIt is pretty common for the readers of this site to feel like this world of ours is coming to its end...

A screen shot of the things typically found on our home page reads more like a plot summery to "The Road" than it would be a narrative for a world filled with love and hope for better tomorrows.

Economic disaster, social collapse, environmental breakdowns, and governmental malfeasance... it’s enough to make you feel like the only thing left to do before the lights turn off for good is to smother the children (lest they grow up in the soon to be coming post apocalypse which, according to these movies I have seen, is going to suck something fierce).

But today, in an effort to make continuing getting out of bed a little less difficult, a bit of good news there is no way you will get anywhere else...

Stop me if you have heard this one…

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The War is over…

No, not the War in Iraq… or Afghanistan… or Libya… or Mexico… or anywhere else where blood is being shed…

The other war

Word has come down from the mountaintop (so to speak) announcing that the great nine year war between the Andromedans (and other alien civilizations holding Earth’s best interests in mind) and the evil forces of the Reptilians from the star systems Alpha Draconis and Hydra as well as a specific group of renegade “Greys” now living in the Orion star system has finally come to an end.

This conclusion finds those forces loyal to Earth have managed to beat back the Forces of Evil and have cleared a lane, so to speak, for the Earth to begin its ascension into the 4th Dimension of existence.

But that’s not all the good news…

It turns out that to assist the blissfully ignorant Human Race in this great “crossing over”, Alien visitations will be beginning on the planet sometime in mid-September, 2011 in order to bring forth a singular message to the people of Earth:

andromedacom34_07You are not alone and never have been…

According to communications from the Andromeda Council (which is then being published on the official Andromeda Council website),” …the planned geographic areas of the planet Earth that will be visited, in order of priority, are the following: 1.Japan, 2.USA, 3.Canada, 4.Mexico, 5.Brazil, 6.Argentina, 7.UK, 8.France, 9.Germany, 10.Italy, 11.European Union, 12.Russia, 13.China, 14.South Korea, 15.Indonesia, 16. India, 17.Turkey, 18.Saudi Arabia, 19.South Africa, 20. Australia…” (It has been noted that due to the recent earthquakes and radiation leaks, Japan might end up having to be rescheduled, bumping up the good ol’ U.S. of A to the number one spot… Holla…)

 

 

The 4th Dimension

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starfleetDue to the ignorance of the human race as to the happenings in the galaxy at large (brought about due to the successful application of a policy held by extraterrestrials similar to the “Prime Directive” of Star Trek [also known as Starfleet general order #1],  which states that there shall be no interference with the internal development of an alien civilization), the Andromedan Council feels that these visitations will be necessary in order to get the Earth population to understand the wonderful (all be it rather painful and disturbing to experience) this shift into the 4th Dimension is for our planet.

It is in this entrance into the greater spiritual plane of the 4th Dimension that our planet (and thus its inhabitants) will join in with a league of other planets who also made the jump into this higher plane of consciousness.

doc-brownIt is expected that our planet will be completed with its move into the 4th Dimension during the early part of 2014…And while that makes our future shades wearing bright, the path to get there is foretold to be a rough one…

Wrought with catastrophic Earth changes and the violent birth pangs of savage resistance to the spiritual evolution, the road to the 4th Dimension is a long and hard one (a common theme in the predictions being made about these times).

It is not widely known as to exactly what the transformation into the coming 4th Dimension is going to entail; the Andromedan council claiming that we shall be given this information, as well as other answers to questions long had by humanity, when those first alien scout vessels begin their missions of mercy and enlightenment.

All Wrapped Up…

So there you have it folks…

andromedan-alien-2Aliens, fresh off of a victory against their longtime rivals, have decided to begin mercy missions to assist us into our evolution into higher beings…

Of course, this could also be a nice sugary way of announcing to the world that they won us after an intergalactic turf war and now we belong to them.

Wouldn’t that suck??? Our planet and its billions (and billions) of inhabitants just traded away from one intergalactic tyrant to another like a prison bitch among cellmates (somewhere, there is the one American Indian who might read staring at a strip mall and feeling really upset…).

But there’s no need to even really waste a moment’s thought to the idea of alien conquerors…

The Council will be here soon…

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