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Finding a solution in the Islamic World...

91414-muzzies-obamaEarlier this week (on 9/11 eve), President Barrack Obama laid before the American people his plan to root out the threat of ISIS, the latest band of Arabic rogues spreading their bloody brand of bloodthirsty evangelism; conquering lands and lopping off heads for the greater glory and honor of Allah. Doing his best impression of a Conservative, Barry the Flaccid told us all how he was going to rid the world of this threat by retraining the Iraqi Army in two weeks (the same army that turned tail and ran at the sight of these cats two months ago), and then backing them up with bombing runs, drone strikes, and perhaps a few Special Ops soldiers here and there for garnish. 

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He fought the Law and made them look like dicks...

9914-militarized-warrentWe all love watching those videos where some pimple faced ner-do-well decided he is going to go show the Pig whose boss because of all those great laws he heard some older boy talking about while smoking pot one night behind the bleachers during a pep rally....

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All the News that Shit- 8/11

81214-shit-newsThe Race War predicted by Anthony Cumia may have had its Lexington moment as the streets of a small town in Missouri boil over with racial strife and violent looting, our president orders bombs to be dropped on Iraq as he sequesters himself off to Martha's Vineyard for his summer holiday (leaving the mess at the border to sort itself out later I guess), and the World as a whole teeters closer to exploding into all out collapse...

Yet we still found better things to talk about... 

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All the News that's Shit- 8/25/14

25814-shit-watercooler_closerNothing like going away for a week to give you some much needed rest and clarity as we dive head first into the rest of the year. Thankfully, I didn't seem to miss anything last week, did I??? 

But now here we are… face to face… Let us forget… time and space… As we dive headfirst into another week’s worth of all the shit thats happened last week… so you wont look like an ass when people around you start talking about something other than Nicki Minaj fingering herself at the VMAs...

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All the News that's Shit- 8/4/14

8414-shit-biden1A new book dishing the dirt on our Nation's most powerful families is claiming that the female agents of the Secret Service have a particular dislike for ending up on Joe Biden duty. No, not because he is a raving cunt, like Hillary Clinton (said to be the most hated assignment in all of the Secret Service), but because he likes to go for naked late night swims. Every freaking night. 

And just think... that's just the throw away tease...

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