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Obama's Kobayashi Maru with Marijuana...

obama-smoking-potIt seems as though President Obama, the same man who loved him some marijuana when he was a swinging dick roaming the halls of Harvard, who makes jokes about marijuana and its millions (and millions) of otherwise law abiding users while sitting on Jimmy Fallon's couch, and promoted his reelection campaign using Kal Penn's popular movie stoner character Kumar (as well as his buddy Harold) in a pot reference laden campaign ad, has to spend the final few days of his first term deciding whether or not to go full asshole on small time users (of a substance a majority of citizens in their state said should not be illegal) in order to scare States into compliance with unsuccessful Federal policy.

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Nibi-who???

Kaboom 1Just as I was starting to put all this silly “Nibiru coming to destroy the Earth in 2012” paranoia…

Astronomers have discovered a rogue planet wandering around the solar system some 100 light years away from the Earth.

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Proof America is becoming a Police State!!!!

pigAnd they were worried about a Bacon shortage…

Every tin foil donning asshole with a bone to pick with the Government has at some point or another pointed a shaking finger at you and- with all the passion in his voice that only a charge issued  by the Almighty himself could muster- has proclaimed the United States to be  a Police State.

And for once, those paranoid pricks might have been right…

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How a World War starts...

child_violenceNow that we’ve decided which representative of the Bankers and Corporate Task Masters is going to be in charge, we at The Weekly Constitutional can get back to what our primary focus is... talking about how the world's going to end.

Pay attention to this video some caring and concerned Palestinian mother shot of her daughter goading an Israeli soldier into shooting her as it will be the reason behind the starting of World War 3...

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Saudi King coming out for global ban on insulting Islam...

Anti-Islam-MovieSince the “outrage” over the horrific YouTube video that belittled Mohammed set  fire to the entire Middle East a month ago, there has been an outcry by the world’s Muslims to bring about a global ban on any and all insults against both the Prophet and his Faith.

But finally a big name in the Arab world has come out in favor of the global law…

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