Mall Cop tazes crazy lady...

bhmThis is maybe the single greatest video you will see this evening.

That said, it also isn’t the best way to kick off Black History Month.

But Black History month or not, everyone needs to see this woman get tazed.

Check it out (and before to stay for the whole video, lest you won’t know where the next autotuned toe tapper that will be all the rage came from…)

 


You Gay! You Gay! You Gay!

darienIt would be easy to get caught up in the extreme awesomeness of this video…

The ultra-aggressive woman collapsing like a Barbie doll upon getting jolted…

The tough thug talking shit about getting’ the guy at six o’clock as he is walking out of the mall with a red light target on him…

The outstanding Attitude Era worthy catchphrases (which, in case you are wondering rank out as such: 3). “She can yell!”, 2). “niggah” (but said in that Tupac Juice style of word flavorin’), and 1). The little kids dancing around sweetly singing “You gay!”)

But we forget that at the other end of that tazer was the one thing that stood between a mall full of drug dealers, dice rollers, and other “no-good-nicks”… Darien Long: Mall Cop.

 

 

 


Check out this brass balled vigilante takin’ it to the streets for a brighter, better A.T.L.

I don’t know if  the “Sweet Love” soundtracking this brilliant soliloquy or the fact that this mall cop really does believe he is just the new jack rent-a-cop needed to clean up a new jack sort of city but I get chills…

Chills.

And we think all the heroes are dead…

Here’s to you, Darien Long… here’s to you…

[Also, should you want to see more of Darien Long’s mall vigilante shtick (of just feel like you need your racism reinforced for whatever reason), please to be hitting play to see “Day Two” of what I’m sure Tru TV is hoping to make the cornerstone of their Thursday Night line up, “Darien Long: Mall Cop”]


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