Man Sues Wife For Kidney

Richard Batista: A man apartRichard Batista’s divorce to his estranged wife has been anything but pleasant.The endings of marriages after one party is unfaithful to the other usually aren’t.But the Batistas is particularly bad.First, Dawnell Batista served her husband papers while in the middle of surgery.Then, she began denying him access to his kids.But Richard Batista would not take this laying down.


On January 7th, he sued his wife Dawnell for either $1.5 million or for her to return to him the kidney he donated to her.

Not even Maury Povich could have thought of this story line.Eight years ago, Richard Batista gave his wife a kidney, so that he could spend the rest of his life with her.Touching, ain’t it?Well, the bitch returned the ultimate expression of true love by letting her physical therapist give her a one way trip to the bone orchard.

During the happier times“There is no deeper pain you can ever express than to be betrayed by the person you devoted your life to”, Batista said to reporters.

“I saved her life.But the pain is unbearable.”

Richard, a surgeon in Long Island, gave his wife his kidney after two failed procedures.While he professes that he did this noble deed to save her life, he does not deny that there were problems with the marriage prior to all this ugliness and that the donation might have been done in part to try and save his dying marriage.Ironic, huh?

In the interest of not only making sure that the readers of The Weekly Constitutional are not only informed but learn something while wasting their time here, it is important to note that there is a lesson to be learned.

No matter what, never give your wife a vital organ.

If you don’t want to trust us… then trust Richard Batista.