2010:the Year of Jesus...

 

2010:the Year of Jesus?OK... your party has just lost all political stroke.  The moral high ground you once claimed lost due to widespread corruption and situational applied ideals and convictions.  Splintered, weakened, and facing a generation out of public favor the Republican party is looking to one man to help them find their way out of the Wilderness (hint: it is not a formerly drug addled radio DJ).


Fourteen Republican congressmen want 2010 to be declared by the US Congress as the "Year of Jesus"... the fucking year of fucking Jesus.  Because I take it that all the other pressing issues threatening our precious union have been met and defeated, right...


Truthfully, I do not care that these fourteen bible thumping morons want to declare 2010 the "Year of Jesus".  Hell, I would feel the same if they wanted to declare 2010 the "Year of Cotton Candy" and marked the occasion by releasing 365 greased up midgets into the Main Chamber of Congress.  I am not pissed at Jesus Year... I am just pissed that these half-wits are trying to buy votes in their districts by wasting the time and money of the American tax payer and making it all about them.  I mean, this is insulting!!!  These geniuses looked at the mess that is the Union and said that the best way to get our nation back on the right track is by declaring it Jesus Year?  2012... the end of the world?What... social security too risky?  Welfare reform not popular with the folks back home?  What about that old idea of citizens sending elected representatives to Washington to decide the direction of the country!  "No... that shit don't matter... why don't we write a bill that has no fucking chance of making it to the floor of the House (let alone passing) to make the Bible thumping rubs back home feel like you're doing your part"


Besides dummies... if things keep going in the world the way that things have been going, the real Year of Jesus will be in 2012, when Armageddon comes.


 

List of the Bills sponsors (in case someone wanted to send them an email or something...):



Rep. Lynn Westmoreland [R-GA] 
Rep. John Carter [R-TX] 
Rep. James Forbes [R-VA] 
Rep. John Gingrey [R-GA] 
Rep. Zach Wamp [R-TN] 
Rep. Todd Akin [R-MO] 
Rep. Thaddeus McCotter [R-MI] 
Rep. Mike Pence [R-IN] 
Rep. Louis Gohmert [R-TX] 
Rep. Trent Franks [R-AZ] 
Rep. Jim Jordan [R-OH] 
Rep. Doug Lamborn [R-CO] 
Rep. Kenny Marchant [R-TX]

(see a pattern here...)

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