Porn Star Assaults Hubby for Lackluster Laundry

 

stormy daniels mugshotAdult film "actress" Stormy Daniels was arrested last Saturday in Tampa, FL and charged with misdemeanor battery after hitting her husband in the head and throwing a potted plant at him. Michael Mosny claims she went on the attack because she was dissatisfied with the end result of his efforts to wash their clothes. She also discovered a few bills that he had left unpaid, which enraged her further. The Space Nuts starlet was released on $1,000 bond this week.


plantDaniels, whose real name is Stephanie Gregory Clifford, has been mulling a possible run for Senator of Louisiana over the last several months ever since an online movement to draft her gained attention. She has vowed to make a decision regarding her political future by Labor Day. The Baton Rouge native would face off against Republican Senator David Vitter, who was exposed as a client of the D.C. Madam when the prostitution provider was forced to submit her customer list to investigators in 2007.  Daniels claims to one-up the conservative Vitter because she is upfront about her sex life.


 Her numerous accolades include a 2006 Adult Video News (AVN) Best Screenplay Award for Camp Cuddly Pines Powertool Massacre and three Fans of Adult Media and Entertainment (FAME) Awards for Favorite Breasts. It is unclear as of press time how this domestic disturbance incident will affect her film or political career. But seriously, it won't affect the former because, afterall, she fucks on film. Wife-on-husband spousal abuse will hardly curtail the desire of hordes of men to watch her already well-documented vagina again and again. And when it comes to her aspirations for higher office, (Mental note: pitch Higher Orifice as movie idea to Digital Playground) she's in no better position now than before she started hurling vegetation at her lesser half because he mixed whites with coloreds. Then again, many Louisiana voters have championed that cause for over 40 years now, so she might actually be playing her cards right in the long run.


vitterVitter paid to have sex with strangers, while Daniels was the one getting paid. You tell me who you'd rather solve the financial crisis: the savvy woman exploiting her assets for big money or the putz congressman who's dumb enough to acquire the services of a bordello based in the same city as the FBI? And if Vitter even thinks about mud-slinging, he should consider that this is one opponent who is willing to sling much more back at him if he dares step out of line.

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