Great story about horrific pussy...

pnu0Ladies and gentlemen, our ancestors worked for millennia in order to develop this complete system of characters and symbols that we call writing in order for some half retarded stoner to one day far off in the future be able to write down maybe the single greatest quote to ever be recorded by human hands...

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I am going to cut your fucking throat..."

The greatest story ever told...

Everyone, let's all say hi to Melissa Lee Williams...

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The 41 year old West Virginia woman has been arrested by the Jackson County sheriff on weapons and assault charges after holding two men at knifepoint on the 22 of October at a West Virginia motor inn.

According to the sheriff's report Melissa- who lives four doors down from her estranged husband Danny Williams at 77 Motor inn- showed up at his front door asking that her husband (Danny) or another man who was with him (Danny's friend Adam Wilson) to "eat her pussy".  At this point, according to Deputy Ross Mellinger's report, Mrs. Williams began to undress herself.

While Danny Williams “declined said invitation,” the other man, Adam Watson, told cops that he “agreed to perform at her pocket kniferequest.” However, as Watson approached Williams, “he became overwhelmed by horrible vaginal odor emitting from Melissa Williams.” Watson, understandably, “declined to proceed any further.”

It is at this point that the very reason for the development to language (both spoken and written) took place, as a now humiliated and enraged Melissa Williams drew a knife and pointed it at the men stating:

"Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I am going to cut your fucking throat..."

[It is at this point that I must pause and ask the question that I am sure all of you are asking as well...

red_tideJust how bad must a pussy smell before the idea of getting your throat slit by some insane West Virginian stereotype is a far better option than going down on it???]

When Deputy Mellinger arrived on the scene he observed Williams--who, like the two men, appeared to be intoxicated--nude from the waist down. After pocketing a knife that was on the coffee table in front of Williams, Mellinger arrested her for domestic assault and brandishing a deadly weapon.

Williams, who was released from jail after posting $3000 bond, is next due in Jackson County Magistrate Court on February 16.

Horrible Vaginal Odor...

I can just imagine how the scene must have looked...

This fat redneck sitting there, all sprawled out... Her big earth momma bush all matted down with sweat, dried urine, and period blood...

This poor fuck Adam moving his face ever closer to it...

His cheek brushing against her boil covered thighs...

The pungent stench of four week old sweat and dead baby filling his lung...

sarlaccFor a split second he gazed into this monster's cunt half expecting it to shoot tongues out at him like the Sarlacc if he dared to get any closer...

I bet he even did the move where he might have tried a few times to give this chick a good licking before giving up, the stink too overwhelming to gut his way through.

And you know he had to have stuck a finger or two in there in order to try and facilitate the process...

Now this poor fucker is standing in the shitty dim lit bathroom of his trailer, scrubbing his hands maniacally like Lady Macbeth desperate to get the stick of this nightmare off his flesh.  His brain scourged with post traumatic stress, the vision a-bug-6-lof this cursed vagina attacking his face like the brain bug in Starship Troopers haunting his sleepless dreams (not to mention the constant "ca-caw" of sea birds drawn unusually inland by the distinct smell of low tide lingering around his dwelling).

All because this pig had finally accomplished something no other woman has ever been able to do...

Own a pussy so foul even the threat of death could not give it away...

Not even to drunken West Virginia white trash.

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