Romania declares "Witchcraft" a profession...

french-gypsiesHoly shit, they have figured out how to tax tears...

In a sign that the economies of nations around the world are reeling as hard as the United States has been for the past few years, Romania has decided to go to some very extreme measures to try and fund their government.

In an attempt to close some loopholes in their economy, Romania had decided to begin taxing "WITCHCRAFT" as a profession.

The change in the labor law, which took effect January 1, 2011, is part of an effort by the Romanian government to crack down on the rampant tax evasion that plagues their struggling nation.

In addition to witches and astrologists, embalmers, valets and driving instructors are now considered by labor law to be working real jobs, making it harder for them to avoid income tax.

Gypsies, Tramps, and Thieves...

I only see one issue with this whole idea, and it happens to be a fairly crucial one...

GypsyWagonHow exactly does a nation expect to collect any tax money (let alone an accurate amount) from a collection of people known the world over for their thievery, evasiveness, and cunning in the arts of deception?

It’s not like you are trying to collect from a doctor or a lawyer...  you are demanding that gypsies pay you money.

Gypsies...

A group of people so looked down upon globally that Hitler never gets shit for having them gassed.

This is the hope for the future of Romania... having gypsies pay their fair share...

I really hope there is a "Plan B" in the works for the sakes of the good but backwards people of Romania...

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Cause there is no way that taxing people whose primary source for reportable income is in the hunting and killing of the werewolf.

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