But the good people of Albuquerque can sleep sounder knowing a pervert has been taken off the streets thanks to one woman’s ability to recognize various tastes…
31 year old New Mexico man Anthony Garcia was arrested in late January after his name came up in some outstanding warrants for criminal sexual contact with a minor. But it is why he came to the attention of the authorities that we wanna tell you about…
It all started when- while handing out samples of yogurt during his shift at the Sunshine Farmers Market-Garcia handed the 28 year old unnamed victim a sample of “Greek Yogurt”.
But with only one taste there was no doubt in the mind of our victim. She wasn’t eating yogurt…
She was eating cum.
“I spit it out on the floor many times cuz I was upset,” claims the victim in a handwritten statement to the police.
The woman recalled that when she talked to manager Catherine Flores, “she told me was a Greek yoghurt. People love it has lot of protein on it.” The woman paid for her groceries and returned home, where she told her boyfriend about the incident. She told of how Garcia had “just come with one sample just for me,” and that “he was so pushy to tell me how taste it.” The woman and her boyfriend eventually returned to the market, where they summoned police.
When questioned by cops, an “extremely nervous” Garcia denied putting bodily fluids in the yogurt container, which he admitted discarding in a trash compactor after the woman complained about the sample’s taste. Upon matching DNA found at the scene with DNA taken from Garcia, he was charged in this case.
I’ll take a Number Three
Do you have any idea how well this woman had to know the taste of cum in order to pull it out of the air like that?
This creep gave her a standard supermarket sample tumbler containing a dollop of Greek Yogurt (I am assuming with some flavor of fruit) topped off with a “standard serving” of baby batter and (as she told police) the second that salty treat hits her tongue she knew she had been tricked into taking a shot in the mouth by that guy….
There wasn’t any hesitation in her mind… no thinking that maybe the yogurt had gone bad unbeknown to anyone or that maybe Greeks really like a nice runny salty finish to their yogurt or anything like that… Her mind went right to cum.
And because of that… because of her ability to recognize cum as surely as she could chocolate… a pervert is now off the streets in New Mexico.
All thanks to her sense of taste (with a tip of the cap to her inattentive father who drove her to always wanna go ”that extra yard” to make sure she turns a head…)