I imagine that the worst part about being a Bigfoot investigator (other than the constant pointing and laughing of strangers) is that the work being done- for the most part- is being done with nary a stich of evidence to support one’s outlandish claims.
But for a group of Bigfoot investigators out of Northern California, the sweet vindication of truth is at hand as they believe that they have found what any crypto-investigator would easily give up a toe for having in their hands… undeniable, hard truth.
Over this past Memorial day weekend, a group from the Sanger Paranormal Institute claim to have found the odd markings and a few loose hairs from the one and only Bigfoot- the legendary creature said to stalk the woods of the American Pacific Northwest (in fairness though, reports have the monster seen throughout the country).
It all started when the group was chased away from their basecamp while on an “investigation” after an unseasonal snowstorm chased them away from their basecamp, forcing them to leave most of their equipment as well as two pickup trucks at the site.
"Two days later, we came back to pick up our vehicles and that's when we found the impressions," said Jeffery Gonzalez- founder of the Sanger Paranormal Institute told AOL Weird News, recalling what he and his companions noticed on the passenger window.
"Apparently, the creature was looking in the window and left behind dirt and oil on it, leaving such an awesome picture, you can see the nose, the eye, the hair all over the face and the shoulders -- it's creepy, and it's not a bear."
And the discoveries of the century didn’t end there…
They found similar markings on the driver side window, only these are said to be larger than those on the passenger side and thought to be of a second different Bigfoot, as well as a few rather large footprints and some unidentified strands of hair.
Gonzalez claims that he sent the strands of hair (as well as some of the facial imprint mud) to a laboratory in order to see if there is any DNA evidence to be examined. A news conference (where all of this super-secret evidence- including the results of the DNA scans- will be laid before a public just dying to know the truth about the world around them) has been scheduled by Gonzalez for June 23rd, 2011.