Russians prove Bigfoot is REAL!!!!!

Bigfoot-420x405I swear…

If it hadn't been that President Obama aimed the HAARP weather cannon at the Atlantic a desperate effort to get the whole Benghazi fiasco off of the front pages, this would be the biggest news story of the day…

But there is news coming out of Russia that are going to change everything we think we know about human evolution…

Bigfoot is real.

Yes, you read that right. Bigfoot, the elusive creature of global myth and legend that up until this very moment was thought to be nothing more than an ancient bedtime story that has somehow engrained itself into our collective consciousness.

According to the reports, three mysterious hairs (found in Siberia’s Azasskaya Cave by Dr. Igor Birtsev, Russia’s leading advocate of the existence of the abominable snowman) have been found in the hinterlands of Siberia have been said to have come from a human like creature which is not homosapian but is more related to man than it is to monkey.yeti_lg

“We had ten samples of hair to study, and have concluded that they belong to mammal, but not a human, and not the animals known to the area where they were found, like a bear, or wolf, or goat, or any other animal,” Professor Valentin Sapunov of the Russian State Hydrometeorological Institute said.

“It was a branch of our university in St Petersburg that carried out a DNA test, and the Zoological Institute of Russian Academy of Sciences. The tests were performed by laboratory of electronic microscopy and laboratory of molecular genealogical classification.”

But not everyone is convinced…

“I doubt that they have indeed managed to carry out a DNA test on Azasskaya Cave hair, and yeti-snowmandoubt that they found how close the Yeti is to humans by its DNA," stated  It has not been done anywhere in the world. I take it that they've worked with electronic microscopes, but have they compared it to other samples? I am not sure. So I am rather sceptical about Valentin Sapunov's conclusions.”

Words from a calloused one time believer??? Hardcore deniers???

Nope…

Try the very man said to have discovered it…

Now look sad and say d'oh… 

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