Pussy Riot!!!!!

angry-catIt is bad enough that cats have taken over the internet... Do we really wanna cede them Europe???

A woman and her little dog were mauled by what is being referred to as a “...pack of feral cats” in the small French town of Belfort. According to accounts, the woman and her poodle were going for a morning stroll on Saturday when a gang of six wild cats pounced on the two, knocking her to the ground.

Now, before you start laughing know that this didn't end well for the woman or her dog. 

The canine was seen at a local veterinary hospital for some wounds garnered during the scrap while the woman was treated at a nearby hospital for a number of injuries-including a pierced artery- and a battery of rabies shots.

Needless to say, this shocking display of aggression has the French people terrified (though it should be stated that early reports of Prime Minister whats his name surrendering his nation over to his “feline overlords” were premature and unsubstantiated) and searching desperately for answers cats-stinkas to why... 

And with good reason...

Reports (cough, cough, Live Science) allege that there are some 8000 feral cats born in France daily... an Occupation force in the millions within a six month period of time... Nothing short of an influx of Chinese immigrants can save the frogs now once our soft pawed oppressors realize all they need to is a few more of these random acts of brutality before they rule France with a furry fist! 

Ya know... Say what you will about that Bob Barker... There might have had some wisdom to his day in and day out focus on spaying and neutering our dogs and cats... 

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