Backwards laws, nazi police, and a social stigma the media just can't seem to let die like he rest of heir 60s idealistic bullshit.
But now we gotta worry about the very walls tattling on us too...
Everyone, meet Air Guard.
Air Guard looks cute... Like a friendly, happy go lucky chap there just hanging off the wall to keep you from burning to death (God Forbid) should something to ablaze.
But look a little closer and you'll see whiskers and a tail coming out of that bastard cause he's a no good filthy cheese eating rat.
See Air Guard, made by the good people at FreshAir Sensor, was built to monitor the air quality of a room...
Particularly in regards to be smoke found in the room... Monitoring the various fluctuations of tobacco and cannabis enjoyed in said room, and then let know whomever needs know as to such infractions. It comes in two models... A tamper proof wall outlet version, perfect for hotel rooms, apartments, and offices, and a stylish wearable one for the employee on the go who just can't seem to come back from those breaks without reeking of Old Spice.
It's sure to just take in the money.
Give me Ciggies!!! Or give me Death!!!!
When they come for the smokers, I said nothing...
Oh, think I am being a bit dramatic in my totalitarian visions of this nightmare??? Well, let me ask you this:
If there was one class of humanity that the rest of us still thought it perfectly acceptable to go after like they have the black plague, it's the smokers. We judge them. We tell them what to do with their bodies (remember when Liberals cared about one's control over one's body?). We demonize them. Tell them what to do in their homes.
We treat them like pariah...
So the idea of say an Insurance company deciding that you get a discount off that ever skyrocketing monthly nut (Thanks Obama!!!) by installing one of these filthy cheese eating cyborg tattle tales into your walls. And you do, chiseling prick that you are; trading a little freedom for a sweet 5% dissie... But then you get that big promotion at work and your buddy comes by with a few Cubans to celebrate. And you do cause you earned it. And whammo!!! Two days later you get an email from your insurance carrier denying you coverage )or worse, jacking your rate to a smoker level) because the cutie pie you glued to your wall tattled on you.
Nevermind the idea of this snitch calling the cops because you and your buddy sprinkled a little stickie ickie into that bad boy to really celebrate like men... Getting told on to your insurance company because you enjoyed a little smoke for yourself (and stop it with this "then don't smoke inside" bullshit. You're a fucking adult. Act like you want to be one... Following some other asshole's rules under a roof you pay to live under... Would your grandfather have tolerated such shit???)... Is that any way to live!?!
And what's worse, the Government just happens to be getting into the insurance business... Won't it be great once they mandate these little gizmos? Initially it will be for smokers.... But eventually it will track down other scents floating around in your home... Perhaps certain foods being cooked... Or maybe certain words it shouldn't hear said...
The possibilities are endless...
And all cause you self righteous fucks wanna pick on smokers a little more.
I thought we were done bullying.