Bloodthirty killer chipmunks are taking over...

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Bloodthirsty killer chipmunks are running amuck after four chipmunks escaped from a British park four years ago.


Apparently, four years ago thirty extremely aggressive, disease riddled chipmunks escaped from the Wellington Country Park.  18 of them died (as they were carriers for both Lyme Disease and Rabies) and 8 more were either captured or killed.  But four of them managed to escape and rumor has it that they are fucking everywhere.


In 1980, 17 of the varmints escaped from a French park.  After a few years of fucking, their numbers swelled until now, when they (no shock here) conquered.  It is this occurrence that has led the British Department of Environment, Food, and Rural affairs (DEFRA) concerned about the ecological impact of these ornery little fuckers.  There have already been reports of these rabid chipmunks attacking house cats and other animals.death_by_zombies


Now let's be honest here for a second...


While I had been pretty sure that the world would at some point be overrun by legions of the flesh craving undead wandering about (hence why my brother, Julio, and I have taken the time to draw up a Zombie Contingency Plan), I had no idea that the carrier of the end of humanity would be in a cute and cuddly squirrel.  Something very Disney about that...

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