Government plot to cover up alien existence linked to the Jews!!!!

 

conspiracy theoryAfter six whole months of being a fully functioning information battle station, The Weekly Constitutional has decided that it is time to get some notoriety in the World Wide Web.  And as we all know there are three sure fire ways to get yourself known on the net: 1- doing good hardnosed journalism, leading to the uncovering of some deep dark secret forcing an uncaring world to acknowledge your exsistance,2-  get the crazies to flock to you by claiming to have uncovered some sort of proof or alien presence and/or the vast government cover up of said presence, and 3- make up a real good (or real out there) story claiming to have uncovered not only alien life but the vast government conspiracy to keep it under wraps (there is of course a forth way, but no one on the staff is willing to lick pooh out of a cup).

Being too lazy to go do real journalism and not well connected enough to uncover any real secrets, this only leaves making something up as the one way for this site to get some cred out there in the internet...


So here goes...


The Government, the Jews, and Hollywood are conspiring against humanity!!!!!Does anyone else think that the constant release of films from Hollywood of alien invasions (not to mention global disasters) could be a secret government plot (obviously stemming from the Jewish Power Contingency) to prepare the populous for the coming invasion and subsequent disaster?


It makes perfect sense if you think about it...


It involves the Government, the only entity vast enough to maybe be able to pull off an operation as slow and steady as this one.  We have a reason, being that the use of propaganda to sell the population on a particular move is page one in any political handbook.  And we have our subversive Puppet master responsible for pulling all the strings... the vast Jewish Power Contingency).  It is only the Jews who have enough money to pull something like this off.  It is the Jews who are in enough high level positions in not only Washington but Hollywood to pull something like this off while keeping as little people in the loop as possible(because, as we all know, the Gays are too catty and blabby to keep something like this quiet for too long).  Not to mention that these movies tend to make serious bank- thus fulfilling that whole "quest to have all the gold" thing that guides the actions of every Jewish person in the world's decisions.


Mayan CalendarThe only way for this theory to be any more perfect would be to maybe find some way to include the Mayan Calendar and 2012 (so for the sake of argument, let's say that this big reveal at the root of all of this hubbub will be on December 21st, 2012...)


But I digress...


There must be a reason for all the alien flicks that have been released over the past few years (not to mention all the global catastrophe flicks) beyond that whole making money thing.  So here it is...


It is in the best interest of the American government (not to mention the Jews who are really running things) to have a population capable of accepting the existence of extraterrestrials so as to not shock them too much when a UFO lands on the White House lawn for a Rose Garden meeting with the American President.  In order to prepare the American people for the coming revelation (as something like this will not be able to stay under wraps forever), The Truth is out there...messages were conveyed from the darkest channels in the Government to the heads of big Hollywood studios to start making more "realistic" alien invasion films.  The idea would have been sold to the executives by pointing out how they could stand to make a lot of money at the box office using such films (not to mention how presenting our alien overlords in a more favorable and compassionate light might be in the best interest of an industry that will be trying to get it's claws into a new audience in the future...).  Sprinkle in some of that three hundred dollar hammer money into the pot to help finance some of these projects and whammo... instant plausibility.  It makes sense, all be it in a lose grip on reality sort of way...


But then again, maybe it's just me...

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