Curtain Call for Jesus...

 

Tjesus-curtainhis is a joke, right?


Just days after a scientist proved that the famed Shroud of Turin is not the funeral wrappings of Jesus Christ but rather an elaborate medieval hoax, a minister in South Carolina claims to be seeing a very similar image of Jesus Christ in her drapes.


barbaraBarbara Brame, a newly ordained minister (of a non disclosed denomination) claims that the face of Jesus has turned up on her kitchen curtains...


Though upon closer examination...

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the "image" looks more like "Hollywood" Hulk Hogan than the resurrected King of the Jews...

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"Something told me to look in the kitchen and I sat and I looked in the kitchen. I looked at the window, and that's when I see this image focused on my curtain.  At first it shocked me and then afterward I realized, God is in my home. I asked different pastors and stuff and they said, yes God is in your home."


Of course it's Jesus giving you a sign that you are special and not a sign that you are just a shitty housekeeper...


Of course it is...


On a slightly related note:


cheetos-jesusHas anyone else ever noticed the Christian God and his minions that tend to show up in the damndest places???  You never hear of Yahweh turning up in bank vaults or Allah making an appearance at a disco.  But for whatever reason, the Christian God just loves showing up in the sides of malls, in clouds, on grilled cheese sandwiches...  hell, a few months a go there were stories of Jesus making an appearance as a Chee-to.  One would think after thousands of years of worship, his publicist would manage to get him better appearances...

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