Man has sex with Neanderthal!!!


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Turns out that Man, as a species, has been settling for spending lonely nights in the company of lesser developed, hairy, ugly chicks for millennia now. 

Professor Svante Paabo, of the Max Pranch Institution for Evolutionary Anthropology, claimed during a conference in Cold Springs, New York that Modern Man (granted, Modern Man of hundreds of thousands of years ago) had sex with Neanderthals had sex back in the day.  No word yet on that cure for cancer...

While he could not say for sure that these couplings between Neanderthal and Modern Man ever led to any offspring, there is some evidence within nature that it is possible (like a Liger- half lion, half tiger).

Svante Paabo"What I'm really interested in is, did we have children back then and did those children contribute to our variation today?  I'm sure that they had sex, but did it give offspring that contributed to us? We will be able to answer quite vigorously with the new [Neanderthal genome] sequence."

Fossil records indicate that Modern Man and Neanderthals co-existed for about 10,000 years before Neanderthal became extinct, and there are a few samples of fossils found which show both Man and Neanderthal features.  But previous scans of Neanderthal DNA have shown the DNA to be to dissimilar from neanderthalthe DNA of Man to produce viable offspring.

Professor Paabo  has been researching Neanderthal DNA for years now, hoping to find some traces of it in the DNA of Modern Man, but fears that the eons of breeding since Neanderthal walked the Earth would have diluted whatever trace there may have been to currently undetectable levels.  Such a discovery would change the theory as to the disappearance of Neanderthal, as the prospect of Man breeding out Neanderthal would have become a viable concept.

In order to assist Professor Paabo on the path to enlightenment, the crack science staffs at The Weekly Constitutional have been burning that bubbler overtime in order to help find that link between Neanderthal and Modern Man.  And we think we have it...

Ron Perlman.

Is Ron Perlman the decendant of Neanderthal?

Now all we need is a blood test...


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