Latest way CERN is going to kill us all: Inter-dimensional worm holes...

 

cloverfield-monsterHere is yet another story for the "Why the Hell are we doing this for then" pile...


A high level scientist at the Large Hadron Collider (LHC) says that it is possible that the collider (when finally fired up) may "create or discover previously unimagined scientific phenomena (or "unknown unknowns" as the overly educated would call it).  In other words, the supercollider buried somewhere in Switzerland might open up an inter-dimensional doorway allowing God knows what to come through...


sergio-bertolucci"Out of this door might come something, or we might send something through it," said Sergio Bertolucci, Director for Research and Scientific Computing at CERN during a press briefing earlier in the week.


For over a year now, whackadoodles the world over have been doom saying the goings on at CERN.  From turning all of our particles into pudding to creating (then subsequently losing control of and dropping) an unstable black hole which will fall to the center of the Earth and implode the planet, there have been no shortage of rumor or speculation over this project.


But those kinds of statements are just the ramblings of madmen...


endisnearA whackadoodle states that a certain scientific project might be able to open up an inter-dimensional portal capable of pulling out something (or someone) from the other side and no one burns a calorie paying attention, let alone running for the tall grass.  Whackadoodles are always saying that one thing or another is going to end the world.  They are whackadoodles... what's new...


But this isn't a whackadoodle...


This is a serious man with degrees who has been researching the project for years now.


In a court of law, that would be an honest to goodness expert.


And you normally tend to listen to the words of noted experts.


While personally I really didn't care an iota about this experiment, I must admit having found out about this statement from the head of research at CERN has caused me to ponder on this.  It was one thing when the whackadoodles were turning a science project into a Roland Emmerich flim.  But when head big brain at CERN said their supercollider might be able to open inter-dimensional wormholes that could suck in bizzaro people (or worse, those creepy purple spider things from The Myst) into our world thus putting us all in world ending danger, it might behoove you to listen.  And maybe buy a shotgun...

Creepy spider from "The Mist"


Ya know, in case those creepy spider things are actually real... 


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