With all the well wishing of the season going on, we thought it might be fun to see just how likely all these hopes of prosperity and good fortune have of coming to fruition.
So we turn to Nostradamus, the 16th century French seer who is said to not ony have sen future events, but to have written them down- encoded in the quatrains of his tome The Prophecies.
The Predictions of Nostradamus
Encoded deep within his quatrains, Nostradamus is said to have predicted many events of the coming year. The prophecies pertaining to be about 2010 are believed to be found within the X quatrain of the X Century of The Prophecies.
Nostradamus predicted a bevy of environmental issues for 2010,as well as earthquakes and other natural disaster.
"Garden of the world near the new city, In the path of the hollow mountains: It will be seized and plunged into the Tub, Forced to drink waters poisoned by sulfur." (Century X, Quatrain 49)
"A very mighty trembling in the month of May, Saturn in Capricorn, Jupiter and Mercury in Taurus: Venus also, Cancer, Mars in Virgo, Hail will fall larger than an egg."(Century X Quatrain 67)
"Through an object the eye will swell very much, Burning so much that the snow will fall: The fields watered will come to shrink, As the primate succumbs at Reggio" (Century X Quatrain 70)
World at War
Nostradamus' writings are very cryptic and dark, y nature. But some of is most bleak predictions were those pertaining to war and global conflict.
War in Europe is spoken of; bloodshed in England, France, and maybe even the Vatican...
"Weep Milan, weep Lucca and Florence, As your great Duke climbs into the chariot: The see to change it advances to near Venice, When at Rome the Colonna will change... O vast Rome, thy ruin approaches, Not of thy walls, of thy blood and substance: The one harsh in letters will make a very horrible notch, Pointed steel driven into all up to the hilt... The chief of London through the realm of America, The Isle of Scotland will be tried by frost: King and 'Reb' will face an Antichrist so false, That he will place them in the conflict all together." (Century X Quatrain 64-7)
Islamic states popping beginning to pop up in Western Europe...
"Near 'Sorbia' to assail Hungary, The herald of 'Brudes' will come to warn them: Byzantine chief, Salona of Slavonia, He will come to convert them to the law of the Arabs." (Century X Quatrain 62)
It gets worse...
Nostradamus also speaks of a blood thirsty and heartless leader who will rise (believe to come out of Russia or the Middle East) who will rule with "sword and fire". This ruler I said by many who study the work of Nostradamus to be the "Anti-Christ", the predecessor to the coming third World War and the much hyped "End of Days" (but that's not for a few more years). Conflicts between the United States (including a nuclear attack), Europe (Including a war between England and France), a total global economic collapse in the early part of 2010, and a war in Asia are also predicted to occur within the next twelve months.
What does this all mean for us???
WE ARE ALL FUCKED!!!!
Economic collapse, nations at war, total environmental destruction... if just one or two f the things this guy sa in his "vapor visions" turns out to be on point, it would put this whole world over it's edge, let alone all of it.
There is little doubt left folks....
NO ONE IS GETTING OUT OF HERE ALIVE!!!!
[Of course, if by late March/early April the proverbial shit does not hit the fan we t the constitutional re going to recant these statements, brushing them off as the stoned ramblings of a 16th century French junkie... That being said should London nuke Paris or something wacky like that remember you read it here first.]