Man finds Jesus in burnt bacon grease...

lil-jesus-frying-panDuring these times of strife and hardship, one would think it is a good idea for Jesus to make his presence felt.  Ya know... to comfort his flock and whatnot.

I’m pretty sure this doesn't count though as an official appearance.

Toby Elles, a twenty two year old bank cashier from Salford, Lancs, fell asleep one night while cooking bacon during a drunken hunger fit only to wake up to a smoky house and the face of the Lord in the charred bacon grease.

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But don't take our word for it... Please... in the words of Toby himself:

"I fell asleep cooking some bacon and it had burned this face onto the pan, it's some kind of miracle.  If it wasn't for the smoke of the bacon burning this onto the pan it could have been a very bad situation, perhaps someone's looking over me.  My housemates and I had a few beers earlier in the evening I thought I would snack before going to bed and as it was cooking I decided to take a rest on the couch.  When I woke up about an hour later the room was full of smoke.  Luckily we have an electric hob so I just turned off the heat, but then I lifted up the bacon and there was JC looking back at me.  I'm not going to scrub it clean though, just in case I get struck by lightning, it's going to take pride of place on a wall instead.  It's become quite a talking point for people who come round to the house and I have even thought I might get a glass cabinet to put it in.  I'm going to keep it for the rest of my life, perhaps it can watch over me."

Jesus burnt in bacon grease...

Not for nothing but with all the wars, earthquakes, and freak weather going on these days, you would think that the J-man would have picked a more visible stage to display his power than some drunken douche's burnt frying pan.

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