This just in: Jesus looked like a Jew.
Now for the science...
By "lifting" the image from the legendary Shroud of Turin and painstakingly reconstructing it using state of the art 3d rendering software, a new special on The History Channel believes they might have revealed to the world to true face of Jesus Christ.
In their special, The Real Face of Christ (which airs sometime next week), Studio Macbeth, a digital image rendering company, used the dimensions they were able to take from the Shroud of Turin and render a three dimensional image of what they believe to be Jesus Christ.
The image displays a rather unattractive, swarthy looking Jewish fellow- a far cry from the dashing bearded hippie look so many attribute to Christ these days.
Of course, the imagine is only really nice guess as to if this is what Jesus actually looked like, as there is some doubt as to the legitimacy of the Shroud of Turin to begin with.So Christians everywhere can rest easy for now, as there is still a chance their Christian Lord will look more like the blue eyes savior they have always known and loved as opposed to bearing a striking resemblance to Watto, the Toydarian junk dealer who was Anakin Skywalker's slave master.