But this time, we are going to weave you a tale of two New Hampshire teenagers being abducted by a UFO.
It happened on March 20, 2010 when, according to testimony provided by the Mutual UFO Network (MUFON) database, a black UFO picked up a parked (and occupied) car and tossed it 180 feet. In the car, an eighteen year old teenager and her sixteen year old boyfriend were sitting, huddled in terror.
According to the two witnesses, they were sitting in the parked car, relaxing when all of a sudden something happened...
"We were just sitting there and I looked up at the moon," the female witness stated. "I saw this weird black-shaped object. And then, I said to my boyfriend, 'What was that?'”
Both accounts describe the same events. They saw an object coming toward them from the sky and began to panic. When they attempted to drive away, the car they were operating was lifted up off the ground. Both describe an odd smell during the incident. When the car hit the pavement 180 feet away, the windshield cracked and the air bags deployed
The 16 year old witness described the UFO:
"I don’t know how to explain this but it turns into a ball when it wants to slow down and move around quickly and when it wants to go fast, straight, it turns into a flat plate with maze box-shaped lined lights. These were on all the time."
He describes attempting to drive away.
"The front end got picked up and the car could not move. We steered left and right but the car just kept on going up into the air."
When the car hit the ground, they drove quickly away to the girl's home where her mother called the police.
***For a complete transcript of the testimony of these two witnesses, please to be following the provided link... it is worth looking at if you are at all into this.***
What does it all mean...?
There seems to be enough physical and circumstantial evidence in this story to make you go along with it (if you are capable of wrapping your mind around such things that is...). And I usually am... but there is something about this story that just does not sit right with me.
Something deep inside me can't help but think that this all sounds a lot like a cleverly devised plot hatched by a couple of horny teenagers who had a slight mishap in mommy's while car while rounding third base and really don't need the consequence of their actions getting in the way with prom or anything.
Watch... in like two or three weeks this chick is going to pop up on the rag sheets claiming she is two weeks late on her period and that when her mom's car got picked up the aliens implanted some of their extraterrestrial gizz into her fallopian tubes (I can see it now.. a SyFy network version of 16 and Pregnant, only with George Noory playing Dr. Drew to this 18 year old chick and her hybrid fetus).
But we will keep an eye on this one... see if it grows hair. The skies have been real active as of late, so there just might be something to this story.So until we figure out what's going on out there, "be safe everybody..."