Indians capture pigeon spy...

745px-Homing_pigeon_20090911102419_320_240News has come from India that police in city near the Pakistani border believe they are holding a Pakistan spy who happens to be a pigeon.

Yes, you read that right... a pigeon.

A prison in some stinky Indian city is holding a pigeon under armed guard that they are charging with being a spy.

Their evidence, you ask???

The pigeon had a ring around its foot and a Pakistani phone number and address stamped on its body in red ink.

GoodfeathersIndian police officer Ramdas Jagjit Singh Chahal told the Press Trust of India (PTI) news agency that they suspected the pigeon landed on Indian soil from Pakistan with a message, although no trace of a note was found.

Officials directed that no one should be allowed to visit the pigeon, which police said was possibly on a "special mission of spying."

You would think this is at best a paper thin case, right...

No note... the bird hasn't started chirpin' yet (or cooing as the case may be)...

No case...

I mean, how do they even now that the bird came from Pakistan...

Well Chahal also said local pigeon keepers in the sensitive border area told police that Pakistani pigeons were easily identifiable as they looked different from Indian ones.

I wonder if he followed that up with whatever the Indian word is for "boo-yaa"

Well there it is...

Spy pigeons.

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