Six times since 2007, to be exact.
Experts at Belgrade University have confirmed that all the rocks Radivoje Lajic has produced are meteorite.
Though have no real explanation as to why this man’s house seems to be the constant target of falling intergalactic debris, Mr. Lajic seems to have come up with his own theory:
"I am obviously being targeted by aliens."
“…I don't know what I have done to annoy them but there is no other explanation that makes sense.
The chance of being hit by a meteorite is so small that getting hit six times has to be deliberate. If you rule out the possible - then the impossible must be true."
I get it...I saw Sherlock Holmes... irrational becomes rational once the rational is determined to have not been a factor…blah, blah, blah…
But isn’t assuming that meteorites smashing into your house are the work of aliens engaging in teenage hijinks is a bit much?
I'm sure that six space rocks flying through your ceiling would be enough to get anyone taking a closer look at their life, but to assume that you're the butt of some interstellar practical joke is a delusion of grandeur.
I mean really...
Is it a sign from God that may be you should not live there... maybe...
Or the Great Spirit of everything making a bold statement about how you're fucking up the chi of everything around you... sure, I’ll buy that…
To assume that teenaged aliens are joyriding through our galaxy and decided to come to Earth just to chuck some moon rocks at ol’ man Lajic’s place seems more than a tad unlikely.