Darth Vader tree found in California...

Idarth-vader-jesus-334x500n the first of many prophesized signs that Star Wars would eventually take over the world as a dominant religion (this was prophesized to me by my friend Karl Frederick while huffing nitrous in the walk in of a Little Caesar’s we used to work at back in the day...), an apparition of Darth Vader has been discovered.

Several weeks ago, the national park, located just north of Eureka, Calif., opened its first new hiking trail in 10 years, and it appears the Force is strong with the brand-new path.

A giant redwood has been discovered along the path that bears a striking resemblance to the mask worn by the Dark Lord of the Sith.

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"When you look at the tree from a certain angle, it looks just like Darth Vader. It's a very big, dark redwood, too, so that adds to the visual. We think the tree is likely a survivor of fires and lightning strikes, which would explain its scars and dark appearance," says Richard Stenger, redwood enthusiast and spokesperson for the Humboldt County Convention and Visitors Bureau.

According to Stenger, the Darth Vader Tree, as it's being called, can be found roughly halfway through the three-mile Berry Glen Trail -- not too long a trek for die-hard "Star Wars" fans.

However, since the path hasn't been open for long, not many people know about the tree yet.

"Maybe by next year, we'll have 'Star Wars' fans lining up to take pictures with it," Stenger said with delight. "If George Lucas wants to take a look at it, I'm sure our park rangers would be more than happy to take him to it."

Not the First Time...

This is not the first tree to have gained notoriety for its odd growth pattern nor is it the first sign of the Truth about Star Wars as a global faith is coming out.

In August the whole world marveled at a Thailand tree that grew into an a\exact replica of Carrie Fisher's vagina...

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