Get ready for the Rapture... It's coming in May...

SATANSeems like fundamentalist Christians are always condemning something to Hell...

Homosexuals...  President Obama... the entire planet Earth...

A sect of Christian Fundamentalists seems to be convinced that the world is going to be coming to an end on October 21, 2011.

But they are not worried about such things...

Not when they are convinced that they will be missing this ending date because they will have already be Raptured into Heaven about five months earlier...

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May 21, 2011 to be exact.

cAMPERHarold Camping, an 88 year old civil engineer by trade, has been looking into the hidden "codes" left deep within the Bible's text in order to reveal a secret message (kind of like Ralphie did with his decoder ring in A Christmas Story) from God.

And he is convinced that the end of the world will be coming up later on this year (beginning with the Rapture on May 21, 2011 and ending sometime in October with the Great Battle of Armageddon and defeat of Satan and his minion).

Shockingly enough, this isn't the first time that Mr. Camper has predicted the "End of the World"...

On September 6, 1994, Harry and dozens of his bat shit insane followers gathered in an Alameda California Veteran’s Hall convinced that they were going to be witnesses that evening to the Second Coming of Christ.  Sadly, all they got was that intense disheartening feeling one gets when they realized they have been wasting their time for a very long time once they realized that they had sunk their hopes into some lunatic's insane claims.

Off by seventeen years due to an admitted "mathematical error" (as opposed to just being out and out delusional), Camping and his followers (a considerable number of folks this time around) are dead certain that this time. His predictions are for real...

Power of Christ compels you...

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There really isn't anything either new or special about the insane claims of this crackpot.

Since there has been a beginning, there have been people out on the fringes decrying the sinfulness of society and the coming end to the world in order to have it washed clean from such perverse blemishes.

And we don't even need to go back all that far...

Anyone remember Y2K?

The coming 2008 "Doomsday" when America was going to crumble and the world was going to be consolidated under the control of a tyrannical global government?

Or, if we want to just a bit into the future, how about the much anticipated 2012???

Point is, there is always a crazy person who is looking for the End of everything and there will always be a group of people spiritually broken enough to buy into this shit.

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Nothing is going to happen on May 21... No return of the Messiah... to End of Days... no nothing...

Just be another day like the ones before and those that will follow...

But for those fundamentalist nutcases who buy into the bullshit preachings of this Harry Camper, it will be the end of the world...

not because our Heavenly Father will be calling them home before bringing upon the Earth the sting of his tribulations but because this elderly Jim Jones want to be is gonna be serving fresh glasses of poisoned grape Kool-Aid to all his followers.

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