Oh those horny Chinese...

29292-royalty-free-cartoon-clip-art-of-a-man-wearing-red-horns-and-a-red-goatee-laughing-devilishly-on-halloween-by-andy-nortnikYa know... My racist grandmother might have been on to something with her insane claims that the China man was the result of man spawning with a demon...

An 84 year old Chinese man, Huang Yuanfan, is the latest person to report a horn growing out of his head.

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When it began as a small bump, Huang said he tried picking at it and even filing it, but the horn persevered and kept growing, reaching a length of three inches in just two years.

"Doctors say they don't know what caused it, but if they try to take it off it will just come back," Huang told the press. "I try to hide it beneath a hat, but if it gets much longer it will be sticking out the top."

Horny little devils...

Fucked up part of this story is that it’s not all that uncommon for old Chinese people to grow horns...

horny-china-wmanIn 2007, 93-year-old Ma Zhong Nan flaunted a 4-inch horn growing atop his head. He paid little attention to it until it became itchy, at which point he sought help.

That same year, 95-year-old Xiou Ling made headlines for a 6 1/2-inch horn that jutted out of her forehead and curled downward over her face. It had been growing for four years.

And last year, Zhang Ruifang, a 101-year-old from China, made news when a second horn began emerging from her head. Her first horn had already grown 2 1/2 inches.

 

 

All horned up...

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So what the fuck is going on with the genetics in China...

8 armed babies with two faces, old people growing horns...

Are they eating toxic waste?  Is that what happened???

Has the government started replacing the meals of indigents and the pregnant with servings of nuclear waste coming out of their many poorly run nuclear energy plants in order to "kill two birds with one stone" so to speak...

Or maybe it is the result of all that rampant widespread pollution (including a shitload of metals in the water supply)???

Or could it be just a nasty side effect of the human- alien hybridization program I keep hearing about...

One thing’s for certain though...

A war with the Chinese will lead to some very interesting trophies being taken...

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